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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 8108 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Runes Activated: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Love Letters Sent: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 24 |
we’ve got a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves and the skeletons try to twerk (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, they gossip more than a group of teenage girls at a sleepover. you’ll never know what juicy secrets they’ll spill next.
plus, our resident ender dragon is a total diva. she only eats enchanted golden apples and refuses to fight anyone who doesn’t compliment her scales.
so, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of laughs and unexpected twists, come join us on this server. just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world.