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| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 3495 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 34 | Buildings Constructed: | 21 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs, you know? like, imagine a place where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats. yeah, that’s the kind of crazy shiz you’ll find here.
we’ve got a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves and the skeletons try to twerk (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, they gossip more than a group of teenage girls at a sleepover. you’ll never know what juicy secrets they’ll spill next.
plus, our resident ender dragon is a total diva. she only eats enchanted golden apples and refuses to fight anyone who doesn’t compliment her scales.
so, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of laughs and unexpected twists, come join us on this server. just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world.
