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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 7704 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 15 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
New Chunks Explored: | 406615 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
we’ve got a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves and the skeletons try to twerk (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, they gossip more than a group of teenage girls at a sleepover. you’ll never know what juicy secrets they’ll spill next.
plus, our resident ender dragon is a total diva. she only eats enchanted golden apples and refuses to fight anyone who doesn’t compliment her scales.
so, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of laughs and unexpected twists, come join us on this server. just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world.