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Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 7032 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Crops Grown: | 3720 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
we’ve got a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves and the skeletons try to twerk (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, they gossip more than a group of teenage girls at a sleepover. you’ll never know what juicy secrets they’ll spill next.
plus, our resident ender dragon is a total diva. she only eats enchanted golden apples and refuses to fight anyone who doesn’t compliment her scales.
so, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of laughs and unexpected twists, come join us on this server. just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world.