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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 9687 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 45 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 17 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
Star Shards Collected: | 268 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
we’ve got a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves and the skeletons try to twerk (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, they gossip more than a group of teenage girls at a sleepover. you’ll never know what juicy secrets they’ll spill next.
plus, our resident ender dragon is a total diva. she only eats enchanted golden apples and refuses to fight anyone who doesn’t compliment her scales.
so, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of laughs and unexpected twists, come join us on this server. just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world.