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Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 7075 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Potions Brewed: | 105 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
we’ve got a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves and the skeletons try to twerk (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, they gossip more than a group of teenage girls at a sleepover. you’ll never know what juicy secrets they’ll spill next.
plus, our resident ender dragon is a total diva. she only eats enchanted golden apples and refuses to fight anyone who doesn’t compliment her scales.
so, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of laughs and unexpected twists, come join us on this server. just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world.