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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 2850 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
we’ve got a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves and the skeletons try to twerk (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, they gossip more than a group of teenage girls at a sleepover. you’ll never know what juicy secrets they’ll spill next.
plus, our resident ender dragon is a total diva. she only eats enchanted golden apples and refuses to fight anyone who doesn’t compliment her scales.
so, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of laughs and unexpected twists, come join us on this server. just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world.