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Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 7779 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Magic Crystals Found: | 13 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Dimension Hops: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
we’ve got a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves and the skeletons try to twerk (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, they gossip more than a group of teenage girls at a sleepover. you’ll never know what juicy secrets they’ll spill next.
plus, our resident ender dragon is a total diva. she only eats enchanted golden apples and refuses to fight anyone who doesn’t compliment her scales.
so, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of laughs and unexpected twists, come join us on this server. just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world.