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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 7014 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 47 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 26 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Animals Bred: | 128 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
we’ve got a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves and the skeletons try to twerk (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, they gossip more than a group of teenage girls at a sleepover. you’ll never know what juicy secrets they’ll spill next.
plus, our resident ender dragon is a total diva. she only eats enchanted golden apples and refuses to fight anyone who doesn’t compliment her scales.
so, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of laughs and unexpected twists, come join us on this server. just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world.