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| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 6926 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8768 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 177 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs, you know? like, imagine a place where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats. yeah, that’s the kind of crazy shiz you’ll find here.
we’ve got a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves and the skeletons try to twerk (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, they gossip more than a group of teenage girls at a sleepover. you’ll never know what juicy secrets they’ll spill next.
plus, our resident ender dragon is a total diva. she only eats enchanted golden apples and refuses to fight anyone who doesn’t compliment her scales.
so, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of laughs and unexpected twists, come join us on this server. just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world.
