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Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 6882 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 17 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 17 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 |
we’ve got a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves and the skeletons try to twerk (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, they gossip more than a group of teenage girls at a sleepover. you’ll never know what juicy secrets they’ll spill next.
plus, our resident ender dragon is a total diva. she only eats enchanted golden apples and refuses to fight anyone who doesn’t compliment her scales.
so, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of laughs and unexpected twists, come join us on this server. just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world.