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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 2812 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 8 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
we’ve got a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves and the skeletons try to twerk (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, they gossip more than a group of teenage girls at a sleepover. you’ll never know what juicy secrets they’ll spill next.
plus, our resident ender dragon is a total diva. she only eats enchanted golden apples and refuses to fight anyone who doesn’t compliment her scales.
so, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of laughs and unexpected twists, come join us on this server. just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world.