haha bruh u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like the BRI of servers, predicting ur risk of getting bored elsewhere! our blocks are so round and fat, they make ur heart go boom boom like a creeper explosion.

we got crazy adventures like fighting off zombie pigmen with diamond swords, or building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit (don’t worry, we got fire resistance potions).

join us and let your BRI levels reach new heights, cuz on this server, the only cardiovascular disease you’ll be getting is from all the excitement!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 108/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19
Towns Built: 8 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
Buildings Constructed: 37 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13
Secret Passages Found: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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