haha bruh u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like the BRI of servers, predicting ur risk of getting bored elsewhere! our blocks are so round and fat, they make ur heart go boom boom like a creeper explosion.

we got crazy adventures like fighting off zombie pigmen with diamond swords, or building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit (don’t worry, we got fire resistance potions).

join us and let your BRI levels reach new heights, cuz on this server, the only cardiovascular disease you’ll be getting is from all the excitement!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Animals Bred: 109
Evil Twin Fights: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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GYAT.Minewind.net
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