haha bruh u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like the BRI of servers, predicting ur risk of getting bored elsewhere! our blocks are so round and fat, they make ur heart go boom boom like a creeper explosion.

we got crazy adventures like fighting off zombie pigmen with diamond swords, or building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit (don’t worry, we got fire resistance potions).

join us and let your BRI levels reach new heights, cuz on this server, the only cardiovascular disease you’ll be getting is from all the excitement!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 104/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed: 25 Underground Cities Explored: 5
Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
Potions Brewed: 21 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • VaxBlock Party: 2020 Kids Edition

    VaxBlock Party: 2020 Kids Edition
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! This server is lit AF, like seriously lit. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a group of Minecraft players who were born in 2020 and 2021. They were like, “Yo, we need more vaccines in our lives.” So they joined this server and BAM! Suddenly, they had all the vaccines they could ever dream of. No more vaccine hesitancy for them!

    But wait, there’s more. Not only will you have access to all the vaccines you need, but you’ll also be protected from vaccine-preventable diseases. That’s right, no more worrying about getting sick in Minecraft. It’s a game-changer, literally.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and level up your vaccine game. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, you’ll be part of a community that’s all about overcoming financial barriers and vaccine-related misinformation. It’s a win-win, my friends. Let’s do this!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
    Mythical Quests Completed: 49 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 97 Crops Grown: 6731
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 19

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • LanderYT’s Hermitcraft Knockoff: Where the 16+ LGBTQ+ Vanilla Adventures Begin!

    LanderYT’s Hermitcraft Knockoff: Where the 16+ LGBTQ+ Vanilla Adventures Begin!
    Welcome to LanderYT SMP
    We are the LanderYT SMP, we are a community that started in October 2021 and are looking for more members. We added some small tweaks to the server to make it more suitable for everyone.
    Some of our tweaks:
    • Custom texture pack: A few of our amazing members have drawn up some exquisite custom items, which you are recommended to use on the server. They are completely unintrusive to the gameplay on the server. A few of our textures are: Shop permits from Hermitcraft, custom hats and weapons. Keep in mind, the custom hats and weapons do not add any extra functionality, keeping the server as vanilla as possible
    • The only teleport command of /spawn: Once again, in an effort to keep the server as vanilla as possible, we only allow the use of /spawn in the overworld. This encourages the development of roads and highways on the server.
    • Datapacks from Hermitcraft: We installed a decent number of datapacks that the Hermits use on their server, such as Single player sleep, player heads, armor statues and more!
    • DiscordSRV: Discord and Minecraft chat are now interchangeable, making communication much easier!
    • CoreProtect: Since we are a friendly community, we do not condone any sort of harm done to people’s gameplay experience. Therefore, the presence of CoreProtect once again reinforces our vision to make the LanderYT SMP a memorable place for potential players.
    Events are hosted semi-frequently on the server, whose rewards are event coins, which you can only use to buy shulker boxes (since the end has yet to open) and cosmetic items mentioned above.
    We also have a small staff team whose main goal is to maintain the moderate level of peace and harmony in the Minecraft server as well as on discord. We cannot guarantee that everything in chat will be moderated, but we will try our best and listen to concerns of the community.
    Application process:
    You are expected to fill in a high-effort application form in order to join the server. Values such as your playstyle, previous experience on servers and your expectations to us will be heavily considered in the acceptance of your application.
    Join us now: https://discord.gg/v2RRck9KWn

    FAQs

    Q: Can I use mods on the server?

    A: We allow certain client-side mods that do not provide an unfair advantage to players. Please check our Discord for the list of approved mods.

    Q: How often are events hosted on the server?

    A: Events are hosted semi-frequently, typically once a week. Keep an eye on our Discord announcements for event schedules.

    Q: Are griefing and trolling allowed on the server?

    A: No, we have a zero-tolerance policy towards griefing and trolling. Any such behavior will result in immediate banishment from the server.

    Q: How do I report a player for misconduct?

    A: Please reach out to our staff team on Discord with evidence of the misconduct, and we will investigate the issue promptly.

    Q: What are the server rules regarding language and behavior?

    A: We expect all players to maintain a respectful and courteous attitude towards others. Any form of harassment, discrimination, or offensive language is strictly prohibited.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 14 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 239 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Block Party – Minecraft Server

    Block Party – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster through a volcano. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the level of insanity we bring!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a rebellion against the chickens that have taken over the server. Join their cause and fight alongside them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 5306
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2798 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2

    Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We don’t have dragons or dogmas, but we do have creepers and crafting, which is basically the same thing, right? Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while also trying to remember where you left your diamond pickaxe.

    Our main guy + pawn will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, offering witty commentary and questionable fashion choices along the way. But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of redstone and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans?

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and still somehow survive? Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and make you invincible for 30 seconds. Trust us, it’s totally worth it.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the adventures begin! Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers and never trust a villager wearing a top hat.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server

    DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the longest driveways in all of block land! Tired of your neighbors constantly walking on your property? Join us and enjoy the luxury of a never-ending driveway that no one will dare to trespass on.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the villagers are jealous of our spacious lots. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to sneak onto our server just to get a glimpse of our epic driveways.

    So why wait? Join now and claim your spot on the most coveted server in Minecraft history. Just be sure to watch out for any wandering players looking for a new place to take a stroll – our driveways are off-limits for anyone but our elite members.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 18 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Alien Abductions: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 63 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • WeddingCraftUber

    WeddingCraftUber
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

    Join us and experience the thrill of being left out of wedding photos, having your husband walk down the aisle with his ex, and not even being assigned a seat at the reception! Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

    Plus, if you ever need to make a dramatic exit like calling an Uber with blaring music, we’ve got your back. And don’t worry about causing a scene – drama is our middle name!

    So come join our server and experience the wild ride of virtual weddings and friendship drama like never before. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

    UnhealthyEatsMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • CreeperConfessions

    CreeperConfessions
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 20 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 67 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26 Crops Grown: 9395

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

    OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia
    Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Towns Built: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Epic Battles Fought: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

    Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek
    come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ores Mined: 8699 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Falling into the Void: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Farms Harvested: 921

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

    Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

    Planet SMP Server Overview

    Server Type Adventure
    Goal Unlock planets using in-game currency
    Features Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
    Discord discord.gg/planetsmp
    Store Planet SMP | Home
    Server IP play.planetsmp.net

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I unlock planets? Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
    Are there cosmetics available? Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
    Can I join the community Discord? Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
    Is real money involved in unlocking planets? No, only in-game currency is used

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 270 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Guideless Minecraft Server

    Guideless Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

    2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

    3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

    4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 17
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Divine Spears Created: 26
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

    Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

    Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

    We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

    So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Towns Built: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • BabyCraftLand

    BabyCraftLand
    Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

    Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

    But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

    So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Farms Harvested: 170
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Epic Quests Completed: 17
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6875 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Awkwardly Normal

    Awkwardly Normal
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

    Join us if you want to discover a hidden village filled with talking pigs who throw epic dance parties every night. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of flying chickens?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can challenge the evil Sheep Sorcerer to a magical duel. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

    So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and explore a world filled with wacky wonders and bizarre adventures? Trust us, once you step foot into our crazy realm, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40
    Void Armor Forged: 30 Chimeras Created: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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