haha bruh u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like the BRI of servers, predicting ur risk of getting bored elsewhere! our blocks are so round and fat, they make ur heart go boom boom like a creeper explosion.

we got crazy adventures like fighting off zombie pigmen with diamond swords, or building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit (don’t worry, we got fire resistance potions).

join us and let your BRI levels reach new heights, cuz on this server, the only cardiovascular disease you’ll be getting is from all the excitement!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 New Chunks Explored: 263121
Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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