haha bruh u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like the BRI of servers, predicting ur risk of getting bored elsewhere! our blocks are so round and fat, they make ur heart go boom boom like a creeper explosion.

we got crazy adventures like fighting off zombie pigmen with diamond swords, or building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit (don’t worry, we got fire resistance potions).

join us and let your BRI levels reach new heights, cuz on this server, the only cardiovascular disease you’ll be getting is from all the excitement!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 96/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 1
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 2
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
Vanishing Items Found: 6 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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