haha bruh u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like the BRI of servers, predicting ur risk of getting bored elsewhere! our blocks are so round and fat, they make ur heart go boom boom like a creeper explosion.

we got crazy adventures like fighting off zombie pigmen with diamond swords, or building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit (don’t worry, we got fire resistance potions).

join us and let your BRI levels reach new heights, cuz on this server, the only cardiovascular disease you’ll be getting is from all the excitement!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 1
Astral Amulets Crafted: 24 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
Rainbows Spotted: 9 Mines Excavated: 2186
Mineshafts Explored: 3 Farms Harvested: 925

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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