haha bruh u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like the BRI of servers, predicting ur risk of getting bored elsewhere! our blocks are so round and fat, they make ur heart go boom boom like a creeper explosion.

we got crazy adventures like fighting off zombie pigmen with diamond swords, or building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit (don’t worry, we got fire resistance potions).

join us and let your BRI levels reach new heights, cuz on this server, the only cardiovascular disease you’ll be getting is from all the excitement!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 97/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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