haha bruh u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like the BRI of servers, predicting ur risk of getting bored elsewhere! our blocks are so round and fat, they make ur heart go boom boom like a creeper explosion.

we got crazy adventures like fighting off zombie pigmen with diamond swords, or building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit (don’t worry, we got fire resistance potions).

join us and let your BRI levels reach new heights, cuz on this server, the only cardiovascular disease you’ll be getting is from all the excitement!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 103/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 3
Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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