Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than the 2020 election? Look no further! Join our server where Trump wins the popular vote by a narrow margin because retirees and rural folks are too busy playing Minecraft to vote!

With the National Popular Vote bill causing historic insurrections and the DNC fracturing, you’ll be too busy building your virtual empire to worry about real-world politics. And who knows, maybe Project 2025 will actually happen because liberals can’t secure majority seats in our Minecraft congress!

Join now and watch the virtual world burn while you build your blocky paradise. Who needs real life drama when you have Minecraft mayhem?

Updated November 6, 2024

Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed: 20 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Cash Birthday Card Fun

    Cash Birthday Card Fun
    yo, u ever get a birthday card and u open it up and there’s CASH inside? it’s like finding a hidden treasure in a pirate ship, but instead of gold doubloons, u get dollar bills, yo. imagine if u could do that in minecraft, but instead of cash, u find diamonds and emeralds everywhere u go. that’s what this server is all about, fam. we got so many treasures hidden in our world, u gonna feel like a pirate on a treasure hunt. come join us and start diggin’ for that sweet, sweet loot. plus, we got a secret underground base where we throw wild parties with creepers and skeletons as our DJs. it’s lit, trust me. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on this server, every day is a birthday card full of surprises.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • VaxCraft: Dems vs Reps vs Inds

    VaxCraft: Dems vs Reps vs Inds
    lol come join this epic minecraft server where we vaccinate players faster than dems getting their shots! we got crazy parties where we inject you with potions of immunity and watch you turn into a superhero! republicans and independents are welcome too, we’ll make sure you’re protected from all the creepers and zombies trying to attack you. join now for a wild ride of vaxxed up fun!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Magic Crystals Found: 22

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Torrent Network: Where RPG meets sky factions but sadly, no lifesteal in sight!

    Torrent Network: Where RPG meets sky factions but sadly, no lifesteal in sight!
    Torrent Network Minecraft Server Overview
    Survival Server 2 year old map, custom items, quests, shops, community of builders
    Creative Server Claim free plot, build within reason
    Lifesteal Server NEW server with custom boss fights, armor & weapons, terrain, enchants

    FAQ

    Q: Are the servers connected in any way?

    A: Yes, all the servers are perfectly connected to form a community.

    Q: Will the survival server ever reset?

    A: No, the survival server will never reset. The map has a 2 year history.

    Q: Can I play on the server with Java or Bedrock?

    A: Yes, the server supports Java and Bedrock on any version.

    Q: What is unique about the Lifesteal server?

    A: The Lifesteal server features custom boss fights, armor & weapons, terrain, and enchants, making it a unique experience.

    Q: Where can I find more information about the server?

    A: You can visit the server’s website, Discord, map, and wiki for more information.

    Check out our links:

    And of course, the server IP: torrentsmp.com

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • I Love This Creature – Minecraft Server

    I Love This Creature – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mobs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special surprise for you – DUCKS! That’s right, adorable little quacking ducks roaming around, ready to be your new Minecraft besties.

    But wait, there’s more! These ducks aren’t just any ordinary ducks, oh no. They have magical powers that can help you on your Minecraft adventures. Need to fly across the map? Just hop on a duck and soar through the skies like a majestic bird. Need some extra protection in battle? Duck armor is the way to go.

    Join our server today and experience the joy of hanging out with the coolest creatures in Minecraft – the ducks. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend enough ducks, they’ll lead you to a secret treasure hidden deep within the Minecraft world. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the duck-tastic fun begin!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 87
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Worried Minecraft SMP Polish Posters

    Worried Minecraft SMP Polish Posters
    Are you tired of dealing with delusional Polish posters on other servers? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have successfully rehabilitated countless Poles who were once exposed to drogas! Our secret potion of enchanted watermelon seeds and llama spit will have them seeing the truth in no time. Plus, our server is filled with wacky adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours. Join now and help us save the Poles from their droga-induced delusions!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 279
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • CuriousCraftMC

    CuriousCraftMC
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you’re a naturally curious and inquisitive player who loves to stir up trouble with your friends. We promise to provide you with endless conversations about the most bizarre and interesting things, just like the time Cards Against Humanity offered to pay people to publicly apologize for not voting in the last US election. And guess what? We’ll even help you come up with a plan to vote Democrat in the next election, no proof required!

    But beware, if you dare to question the ethics or legality of our shenanigans, you might just end up in a heated debate with your friends. Trust us, it’s all part of the fun!

    So come on, join our server and get ready for a rollercoaster of absurdity, where the only rule is to never take anything too seriously. Who knew Minecraft could be this wacky?

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 83 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 199 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • CashIsTrashMinecraftSMP

    CashIsTrashMinecraftSMP
    Are you still living in the stone age using cash? Well, it’s time to join our Minecraft SMP where we only trade in diamonds and emeralds! Our server is so advanced, even the villagers have upgraded to cryptocurrency.

    Join us for epic adventures where we ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes and build roller coasters that defy the laws of physics. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a group hug that lasted for three days straight.

    So why waste your time with boring old cash when you could be living it up in our diamond-studded world? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Blocktopia: Die for Diamonds

    Blocktopia: Die for Diamonds
    Are you willing to risk it all for the ultimate Minecraft experience? Look no further than our server, where you can dive into a world of blocky chaos and adventure like never before!

    Join us if you’re ready to face off against a horde of zombie chickens, ride on the backs of flying pigs, and battle a giant creeper boss that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to tame it and ride it into battle against a horde of evil villagers!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft server in existence. Just remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll die for is the sheer thrill of the game!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • CraftyDroneBuilders

    CraftyDroneBuilders
    come join our minecraft server, where we have africans building drones for ukraine but they think they in russia! it’s like a crazy reality show but in minecraft! build your own drone and take over the world! who needs russia or ukraine when you have our server! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds! join now and be part of the wildest adventure in minecraft history!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ores Mined: 2475 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Farms Harvested: 417

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Orion’s Knife & Hung Galaxy

    Orion’s Knife & Hung Galaxy
    join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest knife hanging off our belt just like Orion, the hung! we’re not afraid to say it looks like a penis because we embrace the absurdity of it all. come join us for some wild adventures and ridiculous builds that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. who needs conventional when you can have pure insanity on our server? come on, you know you want to see what all the hype is about. let’s get weird together!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Potions Brewed: 50

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Novidium Skyblock: Where Chestshops and Challenges make you money (but no COVID)!

    Novidium Skyblock: Where Chestshops and Challenges make you money (but no COVID)!
    Server Name Novidium
    Server IP play.novidium.net

    Overview:

    Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build an island, complete challenges, visit/build shops and participate in a player-to-player economy. The server aims to provide a nostalgic skyblock experience without overwhelming UI or excessive plugins.

    FAQ:

    What type of challenges are available on Novidium?

    Players can complete simple challenges like collecting 64 sugar cane to earn items that are otherwise unobtainable. For example, completing the sugar cane challenge rewards the player with dirt.

    How does the economy system work on Novidium?

    There are no admin shops on the server, all trading, buying, and selling is done between players. Players need to build a shop on their own island with chests and signs to sell items. Making the shop visually appealing can attract more visitors.

    What are the leaderboards for on Novidium?

    There are two main leaderboards on Novidium – balance leaderboard for the richest players and island leaderboard for the highest level islands. Island level is calculated by the amount and rarity of blocks on the island. These leaderboards provide long term goals and make it easier for players to find islands and shops.

    How can players join Novidium?

    Players can join Novidium by connecting to the server IP: play.novidium.net

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Bug Busters Minecraft Server

    Bug Busters Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the motto is “If it’s broken, post it!” Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Have you ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? Well, on our server, that’s a totally normal Tuesday activity.

    – Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Chicken,” a chicken that lays diamond eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

    – We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

    – Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, but you’ll have to navigate through a maze of lava and killer bunnies to find it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life! Remember, if it’s broken, post it!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Uni VIRTUAL is dead Minecraft SMP

    Uni VIRTUAL is dead Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where we’re so cool we’re literally becoming independent like a rebellious teenager in 2025! That’s right, we’re shaking things up and starting fresh as “New UniVIRTUAL” – but don’t worry, we’re still the same old UniVIRTUAL you know and love.

    But wait, there’s more! Three of our members, Fuga Ruki, Shinba Shiranuino, and Momotsuki Hagu, are graduating from UniVIRTUAL to become independent in 2025. It’s like a virtual Vtuber graduation ceremony, but with Minecraft! Join us on this wild ride as we embark on new adventures and make dreams come true – all while causing chaos and shaking up the world. So what are you waiting for? Join us and be a part of the madness that is UniVIRTUAL!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 22
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Dad vs GF Minecraft Server

    Dad vs GF Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us if you want to build a virtual house without worrying about arguments with your dad or your girlfriend. Our server is a safe space where saying hello is optional and being weird is encouraged!

    Don’t let misunderstandings stop you from exploring new worlds with us. Plus, on our server, you don’t have to worry about your girlfriend refusing to visit if your parents are around. In fact, we encourage family bonding through cooperative building projects!

    So come on over and join us, where the only conflict you’ll face is deciding which block to place next. And who knows, maybe you’ll find the perfect virtual home to escape to when real life gets too complicated. See you in the game!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 6 Treasure Maps Found: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • DisabilityCraft: No Special Treats for You!

    DisabilityCraft: No Special Treats for You!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as giving out chips on Halloween? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we give out virtual potato chips instead of diamonds! And just like my neighbor Debbie, we don’t cater to special requests – everyone gets chips, no matter what!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of choosing your favorite virtual chip flavor from our endless bowl of options. Who needs diamonds when you can have BBQ-flavored chips instead?

    So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience the madness of chip-giving, join us now! Just remember, no special treatment for disabilities – chips for everyone, no exceptions!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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