Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than the 2020 election? Look no further! Join our server where Trump wins the popular vote by a narrow margin because retirees and rural folks are too busy playing Minecraft to vote!

With the National Popular Vote bill causing historic insurrections and the DNC fracturing, you’ll be too busy building your virtual empire to worry about real-world politics. And who knows, maybe Project 2025 will actually happen because liberals can’t secure majority seats in our Minecraft congress!

Join now and watch the virtual world burn while you build your blocky paradise. Who needs real life drama when you have Minecraft mayhem?

Updated November 1, 2024

Players: 91/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Pond Dwellers vs River Ignorers

    Pond Dwellers vs River Ignorers
    come join our epic minecraft server where the pond is the new hot tub and the river is just there for show. why waste time swimming in a boring old river when you can splash around in our luxurious pond? trust us, the fish are friendly and the algae adds a nice exfoliating touch to your skin. join us now and experience the ultimate pond party!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • SkyliteMC Network

    SkyliteMC Network

    SkyLiteMC Network Season 1 is beginning on Friday, October 4th at 5pm EST.

    Our gamemodes currently are Skyblock and Factions. We also have an Event server and are hosting regularly events. Join our Factions server to become the richest faction and take down others. Join our Skyblock server to build your island up with your friends and become the richest island. Our first event will be at 8pm EST (3 hours after release) and will have constant events after that.

    Season 1 begins on October 4th at 5pm EST until January 1st where the server will be updated to Season 2. We will post mid-season updates on our discord server.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Demon Skulls Collected: 23 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • SoftSlayer: The Fluffy Place for Minecraft Fun! Join now for fluff-tastic adventure!

    SoftSlayer: The Fluffy Place for Minecraft Fun! Join now for fluff-tastic adventure!

    SoftSlayer Minecraft Server

    Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!

    ip: softslayer.com

    discord link!

    About Us

    Server Type Semi-Vanilla Survival
    Established June 2011
    Players Online 15-35 average

    Features

    • Player-run shops on SoftSlayer Market
    • Build Contests with rewards
    • Resource world with new features
    • Custom PvP arena in Death Valley
    • Library of player-written books
    • Parkours, PvP Minigames, Player-Hosted Events

    Rules

    No griefing, stealing, cheating, or harassing others. Our goal is to host a chill environment for players to relax.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join SoftSlayer? Apply in our Discord server. The application is simple and helps us gauge if you’d be a good fit.
    Is there a whitelist? Yes, we rely on a whitelist to keep builds grief-free.
    Are there map resets? No, the map has been live since June 2023.
    Can I create player-run shops? Yes, we have the SoftSlayer Market for that purpose.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Mines Excavated: 1539

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Oh Look Minecraft Server

    Oh Look Minecraft Server
    Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the Jews are talking about it! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a secret treasure hidden by ancient Jewish warriors (or so the legends say). Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see what all the hype is about!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 95 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • His Seal team Sixx? Minecraft SMP

    His Seal team Sixx? Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join now and become part of the elite Seal team Sixx, where we take on missions to rescue villagers from zombie attacks, raid the Ender Dragon’s lair, and even battle giant mutant creepers!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs! Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on epic adventures, make new friends, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the Diamond Chicken! Trust us, you won’t find a more exciting Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 46 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • MilCraft Server: NoNameNecessary

    MilCraft Server: NoNameNecessary
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and family dynamics are taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story.

    Looking for a server where you can name your child after your deceased MIL, despite objections from your dysfunctional family? Look no further! We support your right to choose a unique and meaningful name for your future offspring, even if it means causing a stir among your relatives.

    Immerse yourself in a world where naming conventions are thrown out the window and candle-related threats are a common occurrence. Will you be able to navigate the delicate situation of family drama while also building the ultimate Minecraft empire? Only time will tell.

    So come on in and join us for a server experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument with your virtual grandparents over baby names. It’s all part of the fun on our outrageous Minecraft server!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • OverpackedWifeAirportDrama

    OverpackedWifeAirportDrama
    Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t leave you stranded like this guy’s wife at the airport? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges and epic battles.

    Reasons to join: 1. We won’t charge you extra for overweight baggage, in fact, bring all the loot you want! 2. No need to argue with stubborn players, we promote teamwork and compromise. 3. You won’t miss your flight because we make sure everyone boards the Minecraft plane together. 4. Our server is so fun, you’ll never want to leave – unlike this guy’s wife who got left behind.

    So come join us for a hilarious and unforgettable Minecraft experience! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server?

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • VibeKillerMC SMP

    VibeKillerMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere (literally)!

    We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server, and only the bravest players can stop them! And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of dancing creepers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of insanity!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • BlockyJusticeGoneWrong

    BlockyJusticeGoneWrong
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, come join our server where we believe in breaking the rules and having a blast! We have a secret underground club where players can engage in illegal activities like stealing diamonds from other players and starting virtual riots in the town square. Who needs boring old laws when you can have this much fun in Minecraft? Join us now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Dorothy Gale’s Killer Cinema

    Dorothy Gale’s Killer Cinema
    So, like, imagine this, right? Dorothy Gale, from that Wizard of Oz movie, she’s, like, the ultimate contract killer in all of cinema. And guess what? She’s now the ruler of this EPIC Minecraft server! Like, she’s got her flying monkeys doing her bidding and everything.

    If you join this server, you’ll get to team up with Dorothy and her gang of killer munchkins to take down all the other players. And get this, instead of diamonds, you collect ruby slippers as currency! How insane is that?

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you reach the end of the yellow brick road on this server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land filled with unlimited emeralds and enchanted weapons. It’s like a dream come true for any Minecraft player!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a part of Dorothy Gale’s twisted, but totally awesome, world of murder and mayhem!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Marahuyo Sanctuary

    Marahuyo Sanctuary

    Marahuyo is cracked Minecraft server from the Philippines. It is a Survival 1.21.1 server with economy features, monthly PvP events, and weekly building contests. The server also features McMMO, guilds, guild wars, and parkour. Marahuyo has many other features, too, but we’ll let you have fun discovering them yourself! Come get started by joining today!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Magic Wands Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • MINECUBIX – VANILLA NEW GENERATION Minecraft server

    MINECUBIX – VANILLA NEW GENERATION Minecraft server

    https://t.me/minecubixremake

    Hello, if you selected this item, then you want to understand the idea of ​​​​the game server? Great, let us introduce you to this!

    The goal of creating the project is to give our young users and older people an excellent playground with convenient, and most importantly, interesting functions. We are not trying to impress you with incredibly beautiful personalization, pictures, textures, we just want to provide you with an easy to use game server. A little bit of everything was invested into the server concept. A little Role Play content will dilute your already, perhaps, boring vanilla, a little Politics will give you the opportunity to create your own cities and invite your friends to them and not only, a little vanilla itself will give you the opportunity to develop in the world quite simply. We have not tried and will not try to complicate the game for you, our goal is only to make it enjoyable and balanced.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • WakeMC: The Land Down Under where kangaroos fight creepers for free ranks and McMMO skills!

    WakeMC: The Land Down Under where kangaroos fight creepers for free ranks and McMMO skills!
    Server Name WakeMC
    Version 1.21
    Server Location Australia

    Overview:

    A brand new 1.21 survival server hosted in Australia. The goal is to create a dedicated, active player base and provide the fairest experience possible. There are no paid ranks or perks – all are acquired free in-game.

    Features:

    • McMMO
    • Upgradable Spawners
    • Player Market
    • Jobs
    • Free Ranks
    • Land Claim
    • Crates (Free)
    • Player Warps
    • Auction House
    • Dungeons / Bosses (Elite Mobs)
    • Custom Enchants (250+)
    • Graves (Teleport Back To Death Location)
    • Resource World (Resets Weekly)
    • Separate Creative World
    • Cosmetics
    • Discord
    • Bluemap

    Ranks:

    All ranks and perks are free and acquired in-game.

    FAQ:

    1. How do I claim land?

    We have a great land claiming plugin where you can change various settings about your claim. Everyone starts with 10k claim blocks and can earn more by leveling up.

    2. How do jobs work?

    Join jobs to earn in-game money and spend job points on cool items.

    3. What is McMMO?

    Level up various skills with the McMMO plugin.

    4. How do I upgrade spawners?

    You can right click spawners to upgrade them, increasing spawns or decreasing spawn delay.

    5. Are there dungeons and bosses?

    Challenge bosses in our dungeons.

    6. What is the resource world?

    We have a separate resource world for gathering unlimited resources.

    7. Is there a creative server?

    Yes, we have a separate creative server for building.

    8. Are there giveaways?

    Regular giveaways are hosted in the Discord server.

    9. What are the server IPs?

    Survival: play.wakemc.net

    Creative: creative.wakemc.net

    10. What is the website?

    Visit www.wakemc.net for more information.

    11. What is Bluemap?

    Explore the server map using Bluemap at 51.161.192.10:8163.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 15 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • CraftyFate Minecraft Server

    CraftyFate Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb-diggity! Join us for epic battles on the Great Void Sea, where you can summon your favorite Minecraft characters and fight off dragons with water guns.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special Halloween event where you can rebel against 108 spooky skeletons and party with a dragon girl straight out of Water Margin. And if that’s not enough, we’ll take you on a wild ride through Lostbelt No.5 (Olympus) where you’ll face off against gods and monsters in an epic quest for glory.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun, because this server is where legends are made!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • It’s Up in Minecraft SMP

    It’s Up in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the cows and the chickens wear sunglasses.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in just 5 minutes using only dirt blocks. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

    If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic events like the Great Sheep Shearing Race, where players must shear as many sheep as possible while riding on the back of a llama. The winner gets a diamond helmet shaped like a taco.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Enchantments Applied: 177
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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