Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than the 2020 election? Look no further! Join our server where Trump wins the popular vote by a narrow margin because retirees and rural folks are too busy playing Minecraft to vote!

With the National Popular Vote bill causing historic insurrections and the DNC fracturing, you’ll be too busy building your virtual empire to worry about real-world politics. And who knows, maybe Project 2025 will actually happen because liberals can’t secure majority seats in our Minecraft congress!

Join now and watch the virtual world burn while you build your blocky paradise. Who needs real life drama when you have Minecraft mayhem?

Updated November 1, 2024

Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Horror Stories Survived: 6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • BlockyBanter – Minecraft SMP

    BlockyBanter – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Are you tired of the same old peaceful servers where you can build in peace? Well, look no further because on our server, it’s urban warfare edition! That’s right, you’ll have to fight off mobs and other players while trying to survive in the city.

    But wait, there’s more! Our DLC is so worth it that you’ll be laughing all the way to the creeper explosion. And don’t even get me started on the book – it’s a meme, but in the best way possible.

    Want to bring Dwarf Fortress into the mix? Sorry, not welcome here. We have enough chaos as it is!

    Looking to boost your performance? Just download Performance Fish and Rocketman mods and you’ll never look back. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even encounter a diamond-encrusted chicken riding a pig into battle. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 99
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • NoParentsAllowedFuneral

    NoParentsAllowedFuneral
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your troubles? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry (in a good way, we promise).

    Our server is so fun, it’ll make you forget all about your aunt’s passing (seriously, who needs a funeral when you can be building epic structures in Minecraft?). Plus, we have so many VHS tapes to watch with your virtual friends – Ben Hur, Heidi, Marco, you name it!

    And get this – our server is so crazy, even your boyfriend’s parents will want to join in on the fun. Who cares if they’ve never met your parents before? It’s a party in Minecraft, baby!

    So come on down to our server and leave all your worries behind. We promise you’ll have a blast – and hey, you might even forget all about that funeral stuff. Join us now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • SportySMPMaster: Minecraft SMP

    SportySMPMaster: Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to become the ultimate sports champion without breaking a sweat! Imagine effortlessly dominating in every sport imaginable, from soccer to underwater basket weaving. Our server has magical powers that will turn you into a sports prodigy overnight. Say goodbye to boring practices and hello to instant greatness! So come join us and show off your newfound athletic prowess in the most ridiculous ways possible.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 48
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • BlockBusterCraft

    BlockBusterCraft
    Join our Minecraft server if you want to avoid the disastrous consequences of not having enough block-building in your life!

    Imagine a world where not placing enough blocks leads to a catastrophic shortage of pixelated pigs. That’s the reality you’ll face if you don’t join our server and start crafting like your virtual life depends on it.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of block-obsessed villagers who will stop at nothing to recruit new members. Will you be the next chosen one to join their ranks and unlock the hidden powers of the legendary Diamond Pickaxe?

    Don’t risk the wrath of the pixelated pig shortage or miss out on the chance to become a block-building legend. Join our Minecraft server now and start crafting your way to virtual greatness!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • ApexBillionaire’sOopsie

    ApexBillionaire’sOopsie
    so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even da UK government wants in on da action! dey accidentally leaked da email of da fifth-richest man in da world cuz dey were tryna get on dis server so bad. imagine da chaos, da drama, da thrill of playin on a server dat even da big shots wanna be a part of. so come on, join us and be a part of dis wild ride. who knows, maybe u’ll be da next one leakin emails and causin a stir.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Void Gems Collected: 21
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Endless Night Skies: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • The-Farm MC

    The-Farm MC

    Welcome to The Farm MC!

    Embark on the ultimate Skyblock adventure where your survival skills are put to the test! Stranded on a tiny island in the sky with limited resources, you must think creatively and work diligently to thrive. Whether you’re a seasoned Skyblock pro or just starting out, we have features for all levels of experience.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • ChillCraft – Our pets have jobs and love McMMO! Drama-free server with a supportive community.

    ChillCraft – Our pets have jobs and love McMMO! Drama-free server with a supportive community.

    CasualCraft Minecraft Server

    Server IP 103.152.196.66
    Features Classic survival with RPG elements, two unique worlds, leaderboards, gear grinding, enchanting, mounts, pets, custom crafting

    What makes CasualCraft special?

    RPG World: Dive into our custom RPG world filled with quests, dangerous mobs, and powerful rewards. No item drop rule.

    Survival World: Gather resources, grind for gear, hone enchantments. Challenge yourself before entering the RPG world.

    Gear Grinding and Enchanting: Optimize your setup, use Enchanter NPC for best enchants, become unstoppable.

    Leaderboards: Compete for top spot in various leaderboards like Baltop and McMMO Top.

    Mounts, Pets, and Custom Crafting: Unlock mounts, collect pets, discover unique crafting recipes.

    Whether conquering Survival or exploring RPG world, CasualCraft offers diverse gameplay options.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is PvP allowed on CasualCraft? No, we focus on cooperative gameplay and do not allow PvP.
    Are there any age restrictions on the server? While we are mostly adults, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow our rules.
    How can I join the server? Simply connect to the server IP listed above using your Minecraft client.
    Is cheating tolerated on CasualCraft? No, we have zero tolerance for cheaters and maintain a fair gaming environment.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Zombie Dances: 6
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Sonic Craft – Minecraft Server

    Sonic Craft – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the Sonic the Hedgehog General Minecraft server! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from official trailers to insane crossover miniseries with DC.

    Looking for a place to chat about Sonic x Shadow Generations and speculate on the release dates like it’s the end of the world? Look no further, we got you covered.

    And don’t forget about our exclusive Sonic Rumble event, where you can battle it out with other players in epic showdowns.

    Join now for a chance to explore our Pixel World filled with Sonic-themed creations and unleash your inner Sonic fanboy/girl. Don’t miss out on the chaos and excitement, join us today!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Villages Defended: 14 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Hangry Minecraft SMP

    Hangry Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server has a magical enchantment that makes your coding skills skyrocket when you’re hungry! That’s right, forget about those pesky hunger pangs because they will actually make you a coding genius!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary chicken named Sir Clucksalot who can grant you three wishes if you can find him in the vast world of Minecraft. And rumor has it that one of those wishes is unlimited diamonds! Who needs a genie in a lamp when you have a chicken in a coop, am I right?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where hunger equals coding prowess and chickens hold the key to unlimited riches. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • BroBILdoxxedMe Minecraft Server

    BroBILdoxxedMe Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the creepers can’t blow up your personal information like Bob did to this poor soul! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the moment Bob called our player on their personal number.

    On our server, you’ll never have to worry about your brother-in-law Jake leaking your info to the competition. Instead, you’ll be too busy dodging virtual arrows and building epic structures to even think about real-life drama.

    So why join our server? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of facing off against bosses like Bob in a virtual world, all while crafting your own destiny? Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret office number hidden in a dungeon somewhere.

    Don’t let Bob get you down, join our Minecraft server today and let the adventures begin!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 13 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Bathroom Duty for Dinner? NOPE!

    Bathroom Duty for Dinner? NOPE!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than cleaning a gross bathroom? Look no further! Join our server where cooking skills are celebrated and bathroom cleaning is banned!

    We understand the struggle of having to clean up after your siblings’ bathroom mess, which is why we offer a virtual escape to a world where you can cook up a storm without worrying about dirty toilets. Plus, we have a strict “no bathroom cleaning” policy in place!

    Join us and show off your culinary creations while avoiding the dreaded chore of cleaning up after others. Who needs a sparkling bathroom when you can have a blast in our Minecraft world? Come join us and leave the bathroom cleaning behind for good!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Magic Items Found: 3246
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 7

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • StrangerTalksMC SMP

    StrangerTalksMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting conversation you have is about what color sheep you found? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wacky characters and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off!

    Join us for epic quests like hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod, or building a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses because why not? Our community is full of quirky individuals who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun and make ridiculous memories, then come join us! Who knows, you might just end up in a heated debate with a talking cow about the best way to bake a cake. The possibilities are endless on our wild and wacky Minecraft server!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 20 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Crafting for Love

    Crafting for Love
    Are you so single that even the Ender Dragon won’t swipe right on you? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save your love life! Join us and you’ll have more virtual companions than you can shake a diamond sword at. Our players are so friendly, they’ll even help you mine for that special someone. Who needs Tinder when you have creepers exploding hearts all around you? So come on, join our server and let’s craft some love connections!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Mystic Paradis

    Mystic Paradis

    [1.21] | Mystical paradise | It is one of the newest networks in the world with the most popular game modes! In it you can find 1 game mode with several customs. servers for our players, you can enjoy • CUSTOM SURVIVAL • COMING SOON SKYBLOCK • FACTIONS • and MUCH more with our amazing and growing community of top players!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Banana Sandwich: Where you can fight mobs by throwing sandwiches at them

    Banana Sandwich: Where you can fight mobs by throwing sandwiches at them

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type 2-month-old SMP, whitelisted
    Server Version 1.21.1 (Hermitcraft inspired)
    Addons Minimal addons: Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames
    Player Base Dedicated player base + Fun events
    Economy Diamond economy
    Rules Basic rules: no griefing, no cheating, etc…

    Contact plooop on discord to join or join thru the discord: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Contact plooop on discord or join through the discord link provided above.

    Q: What is the average age range of players on the server?

    A: The average age range is lower 20s but we have a wide range of ages.

    Q: Are new players welcome?

    A: Yes, the server is friendly to new players.

    Q: What kind of events are hosted on the server?

    A: Fun events are hosted for players to enjoy.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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