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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 108/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
Invisible Walls Found: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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