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Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 7200 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 670 |
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