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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 9540 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Magic Items Found: | 2060 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
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