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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 4956 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
Crops Grown: | 4914 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Animals Bred: | 94 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
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