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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 4759 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
Our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that you won’t even remember what porn is! Who needs that when you can be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig? Trust us, once you start playing on our server, you won’t be able to tear yourself away.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let your creativity flow as you explore our virtual world! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner diamond-encrusted superhero. 😂🐔🐷 #ReleaseTheNegativesWithSperm #MinecraftMadness