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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 7104 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8328 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 28 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
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