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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 7391 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
Void Gems Collected: | 37 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
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