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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 2546 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 46 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Enchantments Applied: | 141 | Animals Bred: | 194 |
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