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Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 5793 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Zombie Dances: | 0 | Emeralds Found: | 5003 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
Crops Grown: | 4056 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 47 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 |
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