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| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 3095 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 44 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. You gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll be missing out on all the crazy fun shenanigans we got going on here.
Like, we got this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken out of diamonds. And get this, every time someone tries to touch it, it shoots out fireballs and plays the chicken dance song. It’s like, so epic, dude.
And, like, if you join, you’ll get access to our secret underground disco party room where all the mobs come to boogie down. It’s like, a rave in the caves, man.
Plus, we have this one player who built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends with a splash landing in a pool of lava. It’s like, the most intense ride ever, bro.
So, like, if you wanna have a blast and make some new friends who are just as crazy as you, then you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
