hey y’all wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the zombies do the cha cha slide? well lemme tell ya, on this server, we got diamond blocks growing on trees and creepers that tell jokes while they explode.

if you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out cupcakes. we also have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the spiders wear sparkly tutus.

oh, and did i mention that our server is actually a portal to another dimension where you can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy clouds? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible. just watch out for the evil bunnies that shoot laser beams from their eyes. they’re a real hoot.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 93/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Ores Mined: 4039
Elemental Crystals Collected: 31 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
Enchantments Applied: 53 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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