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Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 9372 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Alien Abductions: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Crops Grown: | 6616 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
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