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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 392 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 10 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
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