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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 7172 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 8184 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 129 |
Villages Defended: | 16 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3072 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
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