Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than accidentally becoming a prostitute in Japan! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this insane story. Explore our virtual world and see what surprises await you around every corner. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a bathtub with a mysterious stranger, but hopefully without the awkward aftermath. So come join us for a gaming experience that’s as unpredictable as life itself, but with way more blocky graphics and creepers. See you there!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 109/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Dimension Hops: 6
Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
Runes Activated: 0 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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