Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the prices are as outrageous as the stories we make up to sell items!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of haggling with players who respond with “lol” when you ask for a price. It’s like a virtual flea market where the only currency accepted is laughter!

Our server is full of insane stories, like the time a player traded a diamond sword for a stack of dirt because they believed it was a rare artifact from the ancient dirt civilization. Who knows what crazy trades you’ll come across next!

So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky fun. Who knows, you might just walk away with a priceless item for the low, low price of a joke!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 105/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 39 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
Invisible Walls Found: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 22
Endless Night Skies: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Royal Decrees Issued: 5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • BdayBashBattleGFNotReady

    BdayBashBattleGFNotReady
    Are you tired of dating someone who only puts effort into their appearance when they feel like it? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life relationships by building your dream world where everyone always looks fabulous, no messy buns in sight!

    On our server, you can create the perfect date night setting without worrying about your partner showing up in baggy clothes and a messy bun. Build a romantic restaurant or a cozy cabin in the woods, where you can enjoy a virtual dinner with your pixelated partner who always looks stunning.

    And if you ever feel like your virtual girlfriend isn’t putting in enough effort, just hit her with a virtual diamond pickaxe and make her change into a nicer outfit. No need for awkward conversations or fights, just pure Minecraft fun!

    So come join us on our server and leave all your relationship drama behind. Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have a perfectly styled virtual one? Join now and start building your dream world, where everyone always looks fabulous!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Mines Excavated: 3296 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • PennyWiseSMP – Minecraft SMP

    PennyWiseSMP – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our SMP is the ultimate subscription worth every penny!

    Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, and even participate in a dance-off with a creeper! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and hilarious moments that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    But that’s not all! By joining our SMP, you’ll also have the opportunity to become best friends with a talking sheep, go on a quest to find the legendary diamond banana, and even take a ride on a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, this subscription is worth every penny for the sheer amount of laughs and fun you’ll have.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 27 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Magic Items Found: 4093 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Emeralds Found: 6390
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • CraftyRedditorsCraftingFun

    CraftyRedditorsCraftingFun
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you wild and wacky players out there!

    Join us on our server where we have a special rule that every time you write in chat, you must replace your country name with a random word like “banana” or “unicorn”. Why? Because why be normal when you can be hilariously absurd?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “In My Banana” challenge, where players must come up with the most outrageous stories about their fictional country and why it’s the best place in the world. From flying pigs to rainbow rivers, the possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join us today and let your imagination run wild on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Who needs reality when you have a world of pure craziness waiting for you?

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 19 Secret Passages Found: 7

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • UNLAWFULGADGETS

    UNLAWFULGADGETS
    so, like, imagine a minecraft server where we take ordinary stuff and turn it into weapons. like, we got toasters that shoot out flaming toast, and vacuum cleaners that suck up enemies. it’s like a war zone but with household items, man.

    the united nations rights chief is all up in arms about it, saying it violates international law. but who cares about that when you can have so much fun blowing stuff up with a hair dryer that shoots out lightning bolts? join our server and be a rebel against the boring rules of the real world. let’s make household appliances great again!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 21 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 19 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 13

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Social Distancing Craft

    Social Distancing Craft
    so like, u know how there’s those dumb stickers everywhere telling u to “keep social distance” even tho covid is like, so last year? well, on our server, we take that to the extreme! like, if u get too close to someone, ur character will literally explode into a million pieces! it’s like, the ultimate social distancing experience, bro.

    but wait, there’s more! we have this crazy story line where u have to battle against a horde of evil chickens who are trying to take over the world! like, these chickens are no joke, man. they have laser eyes and can fly and stuff. u gotta team up with other players to defeat them and save the world from poultry domination!

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access? yeah, it’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft. u gotta solve riddles and do crazy parkour to get in, but once u do, it’s non-stop dancing and fun!

    so, if u wanna join the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft server ever, then come on down to our server! just be prepared to social distance like never before and battle evil chickens like ur life depends on it. see u there, dude!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 59 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 323
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Astral Amulets Crafted: 30
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • What is the IP for KOT4Q Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for KOT4Q Minecraft Server?

    Kenny Beecham, also known as KOT4Q, is a popular YouTuber and basketball content creator known for his entertaining basketball content, reactions, and commentary. With over 1 million subscribers on YouTube, KOT4Q has built a loyal fanbase by providing insightful analysis and humorous takes on the NBA and basketball culture. His engaging personality and unique perspective have made him a notable figure in the online basketball community.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Novidium

    Novidium

    Novidium is a simple skyblock server. Where players build their island, complete challenges and build/visit shops.

    Every player gets their own island and 128×128 protected area, in one big “sky world”

    There are also challenges to complete, allowing you to get items otherwise unobtainable in skyblock.

    There’s a focus on a player-run economy. Where people build shops on their island, and visit shops on other people’s islands. Everyone can create a shop for every item, with a simple chest and sign.

    There are also 2 leaderboards for people to “compete” in:   -Balance leaderboard, for money   -Island leaderboard, for island level

    Novidium is trying to get back to a more old-school skyblock feel. Almost everything you do happens on your island, or someone else’s island.If you’re interested in that, this might be the place for you!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 17 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Astopia

    Astopia

    Astopia: Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure Awaits!

    Dive into Astopia, a realm where creativity, strategy, and community collide! Whether you’re a builder, fighter, or explorer, our lag-free servers and friendly community offer an unmatched experience. With unique quests, epic boss battles, and endless possibilities, Astopia is more than just a server—it’s your next great adventure. Join us and be part of the legend!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 130
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 119 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • OriginWorld – Vanilla server with a bias towards RP❤️14+ Minecraft server

    OriginWorld – Vanilla server with a bias towards RP❤️14+ Minecraft server

    I am the admin of this server, I am writing this description and I want to tell you that I am tired of all these “school” servers, so I created it – Origin World. An absolutely free server without griefing, privates and stupid donations, with unique features that reveal Minecraft in a new way.On the server you can build your own cities, build farms, hold RP events, make new friends.You can also draw your own pictures, edit armor stands, and apply new enchantments to your swords! And thanks to the wonderful ksepsp texture pack, you have a vast arsenal of new textures and decorations for your armor, furniture, etc.

    On our server you can do whatever your heart desires! Do you want to survive peacefully away from everyone? -Please! Or build a giant city in the very center of the server? -Who’s stopping you. You can become a president so that everyone will notice you. Our goal is to make the game as comfortable as possible, but at the same time preserve the very atmosphere of vanilla Minecraft, to open Minecraft in a new way!

    The server has a pleasant and responsive administration that is always ready to help you!

    We have a friendly community, we are glad to see every player, we will be glad to see you, come Player!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6906 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Enchantments Applied: 78

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Classic Monkey Kingdom: Where even the bananas are vanilla flavored! 1.21+ Java Whitelist

    Classic Monkey Kingdom: Where even the bananas are vanilla flavored! 1.21+ Java Whitelist

    ClassicMC (SMP) {Vanilla}

    A whitelisted vanilla server with quality of life additions. Looking for dedicated mature members to join our community.

    Server Specs: Dedicated 24GB memory, freshly wiped 1.21.1 Paper Minecraft server.

    For more information, join our Discord community: https://discord.com/invite/ReTdxmVFRR

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Fill out the google doc in the server-application channel on Discord and we’ll review it as soon as possible.
    Is griefing allowed on the server? No, we have strict rules against griefing and harassment.
    Are mods or cheats allowed? No, we are a vanilla server with quality of life additions only.
    Can I invite my friends to join? Yes, as long as they follow our rules and apply through the proper channels.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35 Ores Mined: 5044
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

    Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can catch one, you’ll be the richest player on the server! But beware, the Diamond Chicken is protected by a pack of ninja wolves who will stop at nothing to keep their precious friend safe.

    If you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your new fiery friends and maybe even challenge the Dragon to a dance-off!

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to the elusive Unicorn Horse, known for granting wishes to those who can tame it. Will you be the lucky player to ride off into the sunset on a magical Unicorn Horse?

    Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT-loving llama, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Mines Excavated: 2606 Dragon Eggs Found: 6408
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Farms Harvested: 300 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Jobless Minecraft SMP Player

    Jobless Minecraft SMP Player
    Are you tired of the real world grind and just want to escape to a world where the only job you have is mining for diamonds and building epic structures? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like the time our admin accidentally turned all the villagers into dancing llamas or when a group of creepers formed a boy band and started serenading players with explosive tunes.

    Forget about the struggles of finding a job in the real world, because in our SMP, the only job you’ll have is having fun and unleashing your creativity. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 27
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Farms Harvested: 749
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • CraftyMeds: Sued4PriceHike

    CraftyMeds: Sued4PriceHike
    LOL, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wild west of blocky adventures! We got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the cha-cha, it’s cray cray up in here!

    One time, a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and everyone was like “what the heck?!” But then we all started using it as a secret clubhouse and it was lit af.

    Plus, we got secret treasure chests hidden all over the map with rare loot like enchanted pickaxes and magic potions. It’s like a scavenger hunt but with creepers tryna blow u up.

    So come join us on this epic journey of madness and mayhem, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). Let’s get blocky with it, y’all!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Mythical Quests Completed: 27
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Row Survival

    Row Survival

    + – Row Survival – + – Friendly Semi-Vanilla Server! – Looking For Active Players! – Taking Suggestions Daily! – Please Be Mature! – Most Importantly, Have Fun!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Buildings Constructed: 14 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Skyrise

    Skyrise

    Skyrise—Minecraft done right.

    Skyrise is a community-first server meaning there is no P2W, no admin abuse, and the server runs 24/7 on state-of-the-art hardware.

    Explore amazing landscapes with hundreds of custom structures, fight new, thrilling mobs—all while staying true to the vanilla feel of the game.

    Join us!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Zombie Dances: 8
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 21

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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