Pixel Jihad: Life Sentence | New Minecraft Servers 2024

MandarinCraft: Citrus Currency Server

accepting, agricultural products, alternative currency, barter system, Citrus, citrus fruits, cope, Creative Solutions, Currency, diplomatic strategy, economic hardship, Economy, financial crisis, global trade, international relations, MandarinCraft, mandarins, MONEY, political tensions, Resorts, russia, sanctions, Server, Trade

so, like, this server is so epic, even russia is getting in on the action! they’re, like, trading mandarins instead of money because this server is THAT good. like, who needs money when you can have delicious citrus fruits, amirite? join now and be a part of the mandarin revolution! also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on this server and he’s, like, best friends with a creeper. join now or miss out on all the mandarin madness!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	247
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

BloodCraft: MetaboMasters

aging, Biomarkers, blood analysis, blood samples, Bloodcraft, chronological age, data analysis, health, health outcomes, Healthcare, Longevity, Medical, Metabolite profile, MetaboMasters, mortality rate, prediction, predictive modeling, public health, research, scientific study, Short-term mortality risk, study

so like, u know how u always wonder when ur gonna kick the bucket? well, dis server has cracked the code with some crazy blood samples and stuff. like, they found out that u can predict when ur gonna die better than just lookin at ur age. like, u can join dis server and maybe they’ll tell u when ur gonna die! how crazy is dat? join now and find out if u gonna live forever or not! lolz.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	180
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Vinland’s Wild Ride: Where we mix mods like a blender! 1.20.1 Forge Fun!

1.20.1, AdAstra, AE2, Alexs mobs, Aphoteosis, Artifacts, Awesome Dungeons, blender, Blood Magic, cc, Create, Dungeons now loading, Exploration, FACTORY, farmers delight, Forge, ftb chunks, Fun, Lootr, Mekanism, Mix, Modded, Mods, MrCrayfish’s Furnioture, Productive Bees, Ride, Simply Swords, Technical, Twilight Forest, Vinlands, Wild

Minecraft Server Overview

Category	Main Mods
Technical	Create, Mekanism, AE2
Exploration	Twilight Forest, Awesome Dungeons, Farther’s Delight
Factory	AdAstra, Productive Bees, CC

Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

FAQs

What mods are included in this server?

Some of the main mods included are Create, AdAstra, Mekanism, Twilight Forest, Blood Magic, AE2, and more!

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided above.

Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, make sure to read the rules and guidelines provided on the Discord server before joining.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SatisfyCraft Minecraft Server

customer feedback, customer satisfaction, Feedback, IMPROVEMENTS, Launch, launch feedback, launch response, launch success, Minecraft, product development, product improvement, product launch, Satisfied, SatisfyCraft, Server, software, software launch, Technology, Updates, user experience, user feedback, user satisfaction, Version 1.0

Oh honey, if you’re still playing on the 1.0 launch, you’re missing out on all the fun! Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena.

Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself wants in on the action. We have secret dungeons filled with loot, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo where you can ride on the backs of baby zombies, a disco party every Friday night with DJ Enderman spinning the tunes, and a hot tub made entirely of lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant swimsuits).

So why settle for the boring old 1.0 launch when you can join our server and experience Minecraft like never before? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

”/lol/ – Llama Outlaws League Minecraft SMP”

Aggie archive, Balance patch, Byte Breakers, Clarion Corp, Core Strike, Cup Tournament, custom games, emotes, Launch Trailer, League, Llama, lol, Match History, Minecraft, models, Ody, Omega Strikers, ost, Outlaws, Previous thread, RANK, smp, Stats, Steam, Updates

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizazz? Well, look no further than Ody’s Mega Gay!!! Join our server for a wild ride filled with Byte Breakers – Ody’s new game prototype playset! It’s so revolutionary, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got official full OSTs that will make you groove while you mine, and regarding Final Omega Strikers Updates, let’s just say things are getting spicy. Check your rank and stats on our website, where you can also see your ranked match history.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a mega dump of emotes, models, and more that will blow your mind. Plus, our latest balance patch will shake up the game like never before.

Join us for the /omg/ Cup tournament archives, custom games, and Aggie archive that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP out there – join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftyScape: Own Your Choices Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, Accountability, child support, Choices, co parenting, Communication, Confrontation, consequences, CraftyScape, custody, Divorce, divorce process., Emotional Abuse, financial abuse, job loss, mental abuse, Minecraft, ownership, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety concerns, scapegoat, self defense, separation, Server

Are you tired of dealing with emotionally, mentally, and sexually abusive exes? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not toxic relationships!

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life troubles, like having to split custody of your child with a deadbeat dad who can’t even pay child support on time. On our server, the only thing you’ll be splitting is resources with your fellow players for epic builds and adventures!

And don’t worry about losing your job or dealing with financial threats from your ex. On our server, the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you build your dream world block by block.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a world of endless possibilities?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CraftyParentzCo-op

after school program, before school program, child support, co parenting, Communication Issues, CraftyParentzCoop, custody agreement, daycare expenses, family dynamics, Family Support, financial responsibility, kindergarten, parental obligations, parenting disagreement, pick up and drop off, school district, school district boundaries, school enrollment, school services, shared custody, split cost

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s more intense than arguing over school districts with your baby daddy!

We offer before and after school “daycare” services just like in the real world, but with a twist – you have to pay for it weekly! Split the cost with your ex, just like splitting custody of your child. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you need to take early leave due to complications – we understand the struggle.

But the real fun starts when you try to get out of paying for services you no longer need. Just like in real life, your ex might try to guilt trip you into paying for something you don’t use. Will you stand your ground or give in to the drama? It’s all up to you on our Minecraft server!

So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and more drama than you can shake a pickaxe at. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

DreamyReMinecraft SMP

dream, dream analysis, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream recall, DreamyReMinecraft, Experience, FANTASY, Haunting, imagination, lasting impression, Memory, night, Nostalgia, Recollection, Reverie, Sleep, smp, subconscious, surreal, vision, vivid

Remember that dream where you were riding a giant chicken through a rainbow-filled sky while being chased by a pack of evil llamas? Well, that’s basically what everyday life is like on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to live out your wildest dreams and create epic memories that will leave you questioning reality. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where diamonds grow on trees and creepers are actually friendly pets. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Divine Spears Created:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

RegretCraft: Life’s Lava Pit

acceptance, biggest regret, Decision making, embracing imperfections, forgiveness, hindsight, lava, learning from mistakes, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, life regrets, Lifes, living with regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, moving forward, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, Pit, RegretCraft, self reflection, self-forgiveness

Are you still haunted by the time you accidentally punched a villager in Minecraft and started a whole village-wide brawl? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we embrace chaos and mayhem! Join us and let your regrets be a thing of the past as you unleash your inner prankster and cause havoc wherever you go. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world to wreak havoc in, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable memories (and probably get banned from a few servers along the way)!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Buildings Constructed:	24
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

HezbollahSmashCraft

Axios, Beirut, Conflict, Hashem Safieddine, hezbollah, HezbollahSmashCraft, International, Israel, Israeli, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, Official, Operation, Politics, reporter, Senior, strike, Targets, Terrorism

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we have this wild event where players can pretend to be Israeli forces launching a strike on Beirut to take down the infamous senior Hezbollah official Hashem Safieddine. It’s like a virtual war zone, but with blocks and stuff. Join us for the most intense and chaotic battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Plus, you might even uncover some secret treasures hidden in the rubble. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s blow stuff up together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Morning Dementia Drop

aging, Alzheimer’s disease, blood draw, brain health, circadian rhythm, cognitive decline, cognitive function, dementia, dementia diagnosis, dementia research, dementia test, Drop, evening blood draw, Medical research, medical testing, Memory Loss, memory problems, morning, morning blood draw, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, time of day

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got zombies that only come out at night when the blood is drawn, man! And get this, if you take a dementia test in the morning, your memory is gonna be on point, but if you take it at night, you gonna be forgettin’ where you put your diamond sword, bro! It’s like, a whole new level of challenge, ya feel me? So come join us and see if you can survive the night and keep your memory intact, fam! Let’s get this party started, woo!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Gods Slained:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Welcome to the “Infinity Circle Server! smp 1.21” – where the fun never ends, just like a broken record!

application, BROKEN, Builders, circle, Custom Nether Portals, Discord, Dynmap, ends, experienced, Fast Leaf Decay, forever server, Fun, Infinity, long run., Mods, Player/Mob Heads, progress, RECORD, Server, smp, TP back, TP to home, TP to spawn, Updates, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

Infinity Cube Server Overview

Description
Interested in a forever server, with an emphasis on builders, that stays fresh with the resets of certain chunks every update? Look no further!
Looking for new players to join the Infinity Cube Server! (est. OCT, 2020) {whitelist}
The server is a whitelisted vanilla server running on 1.21!
Mostly experienced builders on the server, but all player types are encouraged to apply!
Running strong since October 10th, 2020! Closing in on 4 years on the world!

FAQ

What is the goal of the Infinity Cube Server?

The goal is to have fun, enjoy doing what you like in the game, and spend time making friends on the server. Mostly experienced builders are required, but all player types are welcome.

What about updates and mods?

The server currently runs on Minecraft version 1.21, but will update to newer versions as they are released. Chunks are reset before future updates to keep the world fresh. There are various mods installed on the server, such as TP to spawn, TP to home, Fast Leaf Decay, Dynmap, and more. Other mods are client-side and up to the player, with minimal restrictions.

How do I join the Infinity Cube Server?

1. Join the discord: https://discord.gg/zhb8dpXTJ3

2. Check out the website for more information (link in discord)

3. Fill out the application on the #smp-application channel

Thank you for considering 🙂

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Joker’s Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, BRAINWASHING, Chaos, collapse of norms, False memories, government control, instability, Jokers, Manipulation, mental instability, Minecraft, Party, public breakdown, Rebellion, Riots, Server, social engineering, social experimentation, societal betrayal, society, suggestion, trauma-based mind control, trigger, violence

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take the chaos and madness of the Joker movie to a whole new level! Join us as we dive deep into the world of psychological operations and social engineering, all while building epic structures and battling mobs.

Ever wanted to experience what it’s like to descend into madness like the Joker? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is designed to make you question reality and plant false memories in your mind. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right?

Forget about societal norms and embrace the chaos! Our server is the perfect place for those who feel betrayed by society and are ready to rebel. We even have special events where we recreate scenes from the movie, complete with riots and public breakdowns. It’s like LARPing, but with creepers!

But wait, there’s more! The government may be watching, but that just adds to the thrill. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some deep, dark secrets while playing on our server. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft (unless the government is involved).

So come join us on our Joker-inspired Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and reality is just a suggestion. Trust us, it’ll be a riot! (Literally)

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

ZeroByte Minecraft SMP Fun

android 13, anomaly, application, Bytes, Curious, default, Development, Fun, installed, InterconnectCollectKit, investigation, invisible code, Minecraft, mobile, Mystery, programming, question.., SIZE, smp, software, Technology, v. 4.0.5, ZeroByte

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so advanced that we have an application with 0 bytes of size installed by default in Android 13. Yes, you heard that right – 0 bytes! It’s called the InterconnectCollectKit v. 4.0.5 and it’s so mysterious, it’s like invisible code.

Join our server and unravel the secrets of this bizarre application. Maybe it holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures or summoning mythical creatures in the game. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world?

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server that defies all logic and reason like ours does? Plus, rumor has it that the InterconnectCollectKit v. 4.0.5 is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly out of this world!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Work Break Minecraft Server

Agreement, balance, Break, Chores, Communication, equality, exhaustion, family dynamics, Financial, Minecraft, new parent, parenting, paternity leave, postpartum, responsibilities, SAHM, Schedule, Server, sleep schedule, Support, support system, work

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of balancing work and family life? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to call your job a “break” like some people do!

Join us for some epic adventures and build your dream world while taking breaks whenever you need them – because we get it, being a parent is tough work!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only appear during your work hours, so you better log on and protect your creations before they get blown up!

So come on over and join us for some laughs, some fun, and maybe even a little bit of chaos – just like parenting!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Emeralds Found:	2951

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Mines Excavated:	4274
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Enchantments Applied:	296	Rune Stones Activated:	5