Welcome to Saint Mori Calliope, the most epic Minecraft server in the Imperium of Man! Join us as we battle against the forces of chaos and build our empire in the name of the Emperor!

Reasons to join: 1. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant golden statue of Calliope, the goddess of Minecraft herself. She will protect you from any griefers or creepers that dare to come near. 2. Our community is made up of the bravest warriors and the most skilled builders in all the land. Together, we will conquer all who oppose us. 3. Our server events are legendary. From epic PvP battles to treasure hunts in the Nether, there is never a dull moment on Saint Mori Calliope. 4. Rumor has it that buried deep within the server is a secret dungeon filled with rare loot and powerful weapons. Only the most daring adventurers can hope to uncover its secrets. 5. And if you’re lucky, you may even catch a glimpse of the elusive Herobrine, who is said to roam the server at night, haunting those who dare to cross his path.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Saint Mori Calliope and become a legend in the Imperium of Man!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 92/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Towns Built: 9
Dragon Eggs Found: 8431 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • SisVsBroXmas Ultimatum Minecraft Server

    SisVsBroXmas Ultimatum Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members ruining your holiday cheer? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own peaceful paradise! No more snide comments, no more wine spills on your girlfriend’s dress – just pure, unadulterated fun!

    Our server is the perfect place to let go of all that family drama and focus on what really matters – building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and making new friends who won’t belittle you or steal your diamonds. Say goodbye to favoritism and hello to a community where everyone is treated equally (unless you’re a creeper, then you might get blown up).

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave all that family baggage behind. Trust us, your girlfriend will thank you for it! Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world – will you be the one to find it and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion? Only one way to find out!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Runes Activated: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Soul Swords Wielded: 5

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • DadTalksOrNahMC

    DadTalksOrNahMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can join a dysfunctional family dynamic just like the one described above!

    Join our server and take on the role of a protective big brother who is forced to babysit and raise his step-siblings because his dad is too busy being a total mess of a parent. Help your step-siblings with their nightmares, walk them to school, and even attend doctor’s appointments with them – all while dealing with a stepmom who expects you to be the perfect big brother to her kids too.

    But don’t worry, there’s plenty of drama to go around! Watch as your step-siblings struggle on the school bus, cry to their mom about feeling unwanted at home, and rely on you to kick your big brother routine up a notch. Will you embrace being the big brother to four instead of two, or will you stand your ground and refuse to love your step-siblings like family?

    Join our server now and experience the outrageousness for yourself! Who needs a functional family when you can have a Minecraft server full of drama and dysfunction?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Magic Crystals Found: 23
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • CheerMeUpMC SMP

    CheerMeUpMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let the chaos and hilarity of our server bring a smile to your face! Need a pick-me-up? Just log on and watch as our players ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of themselves, and get into epic battles over who gets the last piece of cake. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining way to escape reality and have a good laugh. So why wait? Join now and prepare for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • KaraokeCraft

    KaraokeCraft
    Are you tired of singing alone in your room like a sad, lonely creeper? Well, join our epic Minecraft server and belt out your favorite karaoke tunes with your blocky buddies! Our virtual stage is always open for a creeper rendition of “Baby Got Back” or a zombie duet of “I Will Always Love You”. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a karaoke fanatic and might just pop in for a surprise duet! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to rock out like a blockstar on our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 19
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Crops Grown: 5821 Players Killed by Monsters: 2139
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition

    KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition
    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a battalion of north korean soldiers straight outta russia ready to protect ur pixelated booty from any creepers tryna blow u up. intel sources say our server is the safest place to build ur dream castle and mine for diamonds cuz ain’t nobody messin with our army of pixel warriors. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Farms Harvested: 403
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Minecraft Mortality Risk Server

    Minecraft Mortality Risk Server
    so, liek, this server is da bomb diggity cuz it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on it will make u live foreva! a bunch of egghead scientists did some research and found out dat if u play on dis server and do intense physical activity, ur chances of dyin’ go way down. so, if u wanna live foreva and be a Minecraft immortal, den u gotta join dis server right now! who needs real life when u can live forever in Minecraft, amirite? come join us and become a Minecraft legend!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Alternate Realities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    Switched to 1.16.5 Global update

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
    Endless Legions Commanded: 43 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 10 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • ””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server

    ””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make your juices flow? Look no further, because our server will have you screaming “AAH, MUH JUICES” in no time! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a dancing llama wearing a top hat. The llama led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with flying pigs and talking trees. And that’s just the beginning! Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will leave your juices flowing like never before.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 7
    Potions Brewed: 30 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Runes Activated: 7 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General

    Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots while also embarking on hilarious adventures! Join us for a chance to hang out with Chen, our resident AI chatbot who loves to crack jokes and troll unsuspecting players.

    We’ve got OpenAI introducing a Realtime API that lets you chat with AI in real-time, perfect for when you need some quick banter while mining for diamonds. And don’t forget about o1, the model that takes FOREVER to respond because it’s too busy contemplating the meaning of life.

    Google has even added an Audio Overview feature to NotebookLM, so now you can have AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents while you build your epic castle in the sky.

    With frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai, you’ll never run out of ways to interact with our AI buddies. And our collection of bots, models, and botmaking resources will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So come on over and join the chaos at our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Don’t miss out on the fun – Chen is waiting for you to join the party in the anchorhold!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • DiamondDress Minecraft Server

    DiamondDress Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with stubborn bridesmaids like Emma! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like Emma’s sudden change of heart about being in the wedding party.

    Explore our server and discover the hidden $1000 dress that can’t be returned, just waiting for someone brave enough to take on the challenge of finding a solution. Will you be the hero who saves the day and helps Emma pay back the dress through a part-time job or a gift money payment plan?

    Don’t worry about family members thinking you’re too harsh, because on our server, we celebrate tough love and making tough decisions. Who knows, maybe Emma will even join us and learn a valuable lesson about commitment and responsibility in a fun and lighthearted way.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Let’s turn Emma’s dress dilemma into a legendary Minecraft quest unlike any other!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Star Shards Collected: 227
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Potions Brewed: 177 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Farms Harvested: 868 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft

    Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in creating new families through the power of virtual block-building! Just like how your dad is creating a new family with Anne, you can create new friendships and bonds with our wacky community.

    Join us and sign our virtual contract to commit to always being there for your fellow players, just like how your dad wants you to commit to always being there for Anne and her kids. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be so glad you joined and made lifelong friends in our Minecraft world!

    Don’t worry if you’re feeling wobbly about joining, just like Anne’s daughter. We’ll make sure you feel right at home and have a blast exploring, building, and laughing with us. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom figure to take on the role that mom should have in your Minecraft adventures!

    So come on, hop on our server and let’s create some new family memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you in the game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Towns Built: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 11 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 338 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP

    NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where everyone assumes you’re a professional llama trainer with a secret underground base filled with dancing chickens! Don’t miss out on the chance to prove them wrong and show off your true skills in building, mining, and trolling your fellow players. Join now and let’s see who can come up with the most outrageous assumption about you!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Dimension Hops: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Elemental Crystals Collected: 36

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • CraftyFails: WorstBuy

    CraftyFails: WorstBuy
    Have you ever bought a pet rock that turned out to be a shape-shifting alien? Well, that’s nothing compared to the epic fails you’ll experience if you don’t join our Minecraft server! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to dance battles instead of PVP. So, if you want to turn your worst purchase into your best decision ever, join our server now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Potions Brewed: 112
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 39
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 144

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • PresidentialHideout Minecraft Server

    PresidentialHideout Minecraft Server
    So, like, this server is, like, totally cray cray. like, you know how Cameroon won’t say where the president is? well, on this server, we won’t say where the diamonds are! it’s a total mystery, dude. you gotta, like, search high and low for those shiny rocks. but, like, watch out for the creepers, man. they’re, like, everywhere.

    oh, and get this, the villagers are, like, totally obsessed with llamas. they ride them around like it’s nobody’s business. it’s, like, a llama parade up in here. and, like, if you find the secret llama temple, you’ll be, like, rewarded with endless emeralds. it’s, like, the holy grail of llamas, dude.

    and, like, the best part is the giant chickens that roam the land. they’re, like, the size of a house and they lay golden eggs. it’s, like, a chicken farm on steroids. so, like, if you wanna join this server and, like, have a blast, just, like, hop on and start mining for those elusive diamonds. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Holy Grails Found: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • PixelPatriotsVSCommies

    PixelPatriotsVSCommies
    so, like, u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got the most epic cyber criminals helpin us out, like, they’re total pros at targetin the US and allies, just ask Microsoft, they know what’s up. u wanna be part of the action, right? come on, join us and let’s take over the world together, one block at a time! #cybercriminalsftw #minecraftmadness

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Ores Mined: 2853 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6526 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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