> Pissi Cuckittini Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further than Pissi Cuckittini SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and shenanigans galore.

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken fight club. That’s right, chickens duking it out in an epic battle for supremacy. And guess what? You’re the referee! Will you be able to keep the peace or will feathers fly?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. Will you be the one to wield this mighty tool and become the ultimate miner?

And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep. He’s been known to pull off some of the most epic pranks in Minecraft history. Will you be his next target or will you join forces with him to pull off the ultimate prank on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join Pissi Cuckittini SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Crafty Insomniac’s Realm

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Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the wildest adventures that will keep you up all night!

Forget about boring old age problems like dementia, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring epic dungeons to even remember your own name! Plus, who needs to worry about all-cause mortality when you’re respawning every time you die?

So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs sleep when you can be living it up in a virtual world full of excitement and endless possibilities? Let’s goooooo!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	240	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PlayHostServers

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Realm/Server/World: Server – PLAYHOST.SERVERS

Number of players: 30+

Length of Play Session (MUST be actively playing): 1 hour+

Gametype: Survival | No Griefing/Steal (no cheating allowed) | good plugins

Language: English

Availabe now you can join anytime & invite your friends

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Buildings Constructed:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

“Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

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ABOUT US
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

MODS & TWEAKS
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

APPLICATION
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

FAQ Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
Can I use mods on the server?	Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Enchantments Applied:	153
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Zombie Dances:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	27	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8008
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BlockyWorldChanger

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Astral Projections Made:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got air strikes goin down like it’s nobody’s business. we just destroyed 100 hezbollah rocket launchers with our epic skills. come join the madness and see what other insane shenanigans we got goin on. build, battle, and blow stuff up with us. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s wreck some havoc together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO

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come join our epic minecraft server where we are as ready for war as russia is for arctic war with nato! we have polar bears riding tanks, penguins launching missiles, and snowmen with bazookas! you can build your own ice fortress and defend it against enemy invasions, or team up with your friends to conquer the arctic wasteland. join now and show nato who’s boss in the frozen tundra of minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Bodily Mysteries Server

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join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house out of GIANT CHEESE BLOCKS and ride on flying pigs to battle evil unicorns with LASER EYES.

we have secret portals that lead to a land made entirely of CANDY where you can ride on marshmallow clouds and duel with gummy bears for ultimate supremacy.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary DIAMOND BANANA that grants you unlimited power and turns all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

come join us and explore the mysteries of the universe while riding on rainbow llamas and fighting off zombie chickens with your trusty rubber chicken sword.

who needs to know what’s happening inside your body when you can be living out your wildest dreams in our insane minecraft world?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Divine Spears Created:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

ProteinCraft: High-Fat Fun!

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, man! We got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and chickens laying golden eggs! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here!

And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a special potion that turns you into a super buff warrior with diamond armor and a sword that shoots fireballs! You’ll be unstoppable, bro!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep underground that’s guarded by a pack of evil zombie villagers. But if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a mountain of diamonds and emeralds!

So come on, join the madness and let’s conquer this crazy Minecraft world together! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun, am I right?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1801
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Magic Items Found:	2436
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Ace7MC

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Discover a versatile Minecraft server with four exciting options:

Creative Server: An open world where you can build and design without limits. Survival Vanilla: Classic survival gameplay with added perks to enhance your experience. MysticArcana: A unique server mode featuring the custom MysticArcana plugin, offering specialized classes and gameplay twists. SMP Community: Join our whitelist to become part of a close-knit community, with the option to host your own world.

Whether you’re into creative building, survival adventures, magical gameplay, or running your own SMP world, our server has something for everyone.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	28	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dimension Hops:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Executed Network

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Join us in this brand new minecraft server What we offer? Kit-PvP Lifesteal And events Partner for even free events!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.