Pissed Off Player Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like fighting off a horde of zombie villagers who are actually secret agents for the Ender Dragon, or teaming up with a group of llamas to overthrow the oppressive rule of the evil Sheep Queen. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every Tuesday at high noon (Minecraft time, of course). So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our SMP and be part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft community out there!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

GloCraft

Have you been looking for an Australian Server with No Lag, Excellent Permissions and a friendly, highly active community of players? Then GloCommunity is the server for you!

At GloCraft, we strive to have that one thing other servers don’t, which means you’ll have great time! We offer a wide variety of plugins, such as Essentials, LogBlock, SimpleWarnings LWC, Modreq, Chestshops, Worldguard and Worldedit, and an extensive Anti-Grief Experience, along with 10 Ranks that are gained through being active and playing on the server frequently, while not breaking any rules. Because the server is still new, you might have a higher chance of becoming a Moderator, though first you need to prove that you can be trusted, and that you have what it takes to be one!

We now have a website aswell! www.glocraft.net.au Come online for forums, updates and much, much, more!

Don’t be afraid to throw us a diamond!

We now have a rank available to the public that lets you use worldedit!

The server is run by 2 internet friends, and offers great flexibility and an awesome experience!

So COME ON DOWN to GloCommunity. It’s worth it!

Also, on the No Lag! side of things, if you don’t live in Australia, you might get some lag 😛 This is an Australian server, so naturally, Non Australians might experience some lag.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CaveCraft

KitPvP, Survival

Looking for a chill server? Join us! We have survival for now. Working on kit pvp and bedwars! Good Luck!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	7979	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Mosaic Republic

The Mosaic Republic (40 slots) is a all round server. This means there are role-play elements, PvP and true survival. A planned feature as well is to add an arena where players can go to the and fight till the death for prizes The server is new, we are building up to have a well established and also having a great time. http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/1488153-the-mosaic-republic-pvprpsurvival/

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SMPCraft

Survival, Vanilla

A non-toxic SMP server, building a strong and friendly community! Join the fun today! Have fun, build your town, if griefs. report to a.scended#4623 on discord.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

The-10th-Planet

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

We have Towny, SlimeFun, MobArena, PVPArena, CTF, BackPacks, Supertrails, Citizens, DynMap, Ranking system, Artifacts, CraftingStore, JOBS, Daily Bonus, Quests, Economy, MCMMO, LWC, BossShop, PlayerShops, Survival, Fishing Contests, PVP, XPBOOST, and much more. Lag Free.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Magic Items Found:	4321
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

DualCrafts

Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This Minecraft Server is under construction. We hope that you will join our server and our Discord so you can suggest what you want built in the server.

Sincerely The DualCrafts Team

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Surrealcraft

Factions, Mini Games, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

Surrealcraft is a server focused on Factions and PvP. Griefing, and more specifically raiding, is allowed and encouraged. The world border is set 5,000 blocks away from spawn. A more condensed world better facilitates raiding. There is NO chest protection! Design your base with security in mind to keep the baddies away from your loots. We also run mcMMO that allows you to level stats in the style of an RPG.

Website=www.surrealcraft.net

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	59
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

DmarMc

Creative, PvP

The server Games ip: dmarmc.ga games: Knock . PvP . football . creative . owner : IIBALONII . Aywb co : IIZARONII . 0Classic_ dev : A2h_ and 3R8_ if u want play join and enjoy i love u this server its start on 2019/2/7 5:00 this bught ip : dmarmc.ga in 3/29/2019 ffa this best game so

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

HaxirCraft

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival

www.HaxirCraft.com

HaxirCraft is a fun and funny server to play on with lots of friendly people to make friends with. We have Hunger Games, Factions, Survival, and Minigames. We’re a 24/7 Server with over 300 Slots! Join today and apply for staff, if you are respectful and on the server often, you could be selected!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Sk8erpnk

Survival

First of all, salam aleykum friends. I’m DJ attention. This is Şanlıurfa. Not long ago, I dissed the lout called heijan.. of course he did too.. He tells me in the diss; Why did you act as mother and sister in the diss? Oh my god, you made me a mother and sister too?! listen my god! In the diss you also say; Mothers are angels, mothers cannot be cursed at, and their mothers and sisters are dissing me, what the hell are you doing? loose. Listen to her, I swear, she’s like my dick.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Portlandia

Over 500 people have joined. Why haven’t you?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ShadowPvP

Server IP: minecraft.eyeguardian.com

The Server

ShadowPvP is a server with different plugins and players to make your experience here the best. With more than thirty plugins, our server is one to remember.

Our Plugins

Factions and mcMMO are just a few of our thirty plugins, and we are constantly adding and updating plugins to make the experience better.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Magic Items Found:	6206	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

EvilBits

Skyblock

Welcome to EvilBits! A community-based skyblock server! We recently revamped and upgraded our server to better accommodate our players. We provide 24/7 staff service, A great time playing, A robust anti-cheat, and most importantly a great system to deal with bugs and crashes. I hope to see you on the server! We have a big event coming up Saturday at 12pm EST!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Holy Grails Found:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

ninjacraft

We are a new fun server that needs good builders to build, good miners to mine, good pvpers to pvp and good players to play. If you are that person then join ninjacraft!!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MayoSlo

Skywars, Survival

Welcome to mayoslo’s server! On this server you can play a survival and skywars. Contact us: Discord: knedlbrezcokoladke Skype: MrGamer365

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!