Pissed Off Player Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Man U VS Porto Thread 2 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a total MUG on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can go from being 2-0 up to losing 3-2 in the blink of an eye! It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but with blocks and creepers!

Join us for the ultimate challenge of trying to maintain your lead and not end up as a total MUG like the rest of the players. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate underdog story and come back from a 3-2 deficit to win it all!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat all in one epic Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Magic Items Found:	4956	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

WaitressWars Minecraft Server

Divorce, EMBARRASSMENT, emotionally fragile, FIRED, Friends, Gamers, high maintenance, insecure, likable personality, Manager, Minecraft, Public, remorse, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, screaming, Server, small town, Therapist, tip, waitress, WaitressWars

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama and chaos reign supreme? Look no further than our server, where you can unleash your inner savage like never before!

Join us if you love stirring up trouble and causing mayhem, just like the drama between Stacy and our OP. Who knew a simple dinner could turn into a full-blown showdown? But hey, that’s just a typical day on our server.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment here. From epic battles to intense rivalries, there’s always something crazy happening. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument over virtual diamonds.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

RentFreeSis30hrs

budgeting, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, family expectations, financial boundaries, financial decisions, financial disagreements, financial independence, financial responsibility, financial support, generational differences, housing expenses, millennial struggles, personal finances, RentFreeSis30hrs, sibling relationships, sibling support, sister’s rent, working hours

Are you tired of entitled siblings expecting you to fund their lavish lifestyles while you work your butt off in the real world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of entitled family members who think they deserve your hard-earned diamonds just because they can’t budget their virtual resources. Build your dream house, mine for riches, and leave the entitled siblings behind in the dust. Who needs family drama when you can have a blocky paradise all to yourself? Join now and say goodbye to the entitlement!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

BullySlayer in Minecraft SMP

BullySlayer, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of dealing with female bullies in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only bullies you’ll encounter are creepers trying to blow up your house. Say goodbye to mean girls and hello to blocky adventures with a community of players who have your back. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, all your past bullies will turn into harmless sheep in real life. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your way to a bully-free future!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Buildings Constructed:	8	Star Shards Collected:	73

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

NoHellAllowedCraft

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with strict rules and no fun allowed? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Our “hell no” rule is actually saying no to anything fun and crazy!

Join our server if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, or challenge a group of creepers to a dance-off! We encourage chaos, mayhem, and all-around ridiculousness.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our server where the only rule is to have a blast! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Enchantments Applied:	254
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SeaCraft: Fishermen Fiasco

assault, China, Diplomatic tension, Dispute, east asia, Fiasco, Fishermen, fishing rights, foreign policy, international relations, maritime dispute, maritime security, military aggression, SeaCraft, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial conflict, territorial waters, United Nations Convention on the Law of the Sea (UNCLOS), Vietnam

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of vietnam vs china in the south china sea but with FISHERMEN. build your own boat and defend against the evil chinese players trying to steal your fishies. will you be a brave vietnamese fisherman or a ruthless chinese pirate? join now and find out! bonus: we have exploding fish as weapons and dolphins that shoot lasers out of their eyes. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on board before it’s too late!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	New Chunks Explored:	219704
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mines Excavated:	1683	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Tie-Breaker Network

bridging ties, Communication, Community, Connections, INFORMATION, information flow, information sharing, interpersonal relationships, Network, network theory, networking, relationships, social capital, social circles, social dynamics, social influence, social networks, social theory, Sociology, strength of weak ties, Tiebreaker, Weak ties

so, liek, u kno wen u play minecraft an u need info on how to build a sick castle or find diamonds? well, dis server is da place 2 be cuz we got da best social ties eva! our players r all over da place, so u can get all da insider tips u need.

u wont find any weak ties here, only strong bonds dat will help u conquer da minecraft world! plus, we got da craziest stories bout players who found secret dungeons or tamed dragons. u never know wat u might discover on dis server!

so, wat r u waiting for? join us now an be part of da most epic minecraft community out there! who needs weak ties wen u can have strong ones dat will help u rule da game!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Towns Built:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

GoatZone: Where goats rule, players drool. Super Powers, Community SMP, Whitelist included!

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GoatZone Reborn Minecraft Server

Features	Description
Superpowers	Every player gets a special superpower, unique to them
Community Project	Building a modern Chicago-inspired city together
Mods	New biomes, dimensions, and more for exploration
Focus	Building, exploring, and learning superpowers

FAQ

How do I get a superpower?

Every player automatically receives a unique superpower upon joining the server.

Can I change my superpower?

Superpowers are exclusive and cannot be changed or swapped with other players.

How do I join the community project to build the city?

Simply log in to the server and start contributing to the city building efforts with other players.

Are there specific rules for using superpowers?

While there are no strict rules governing superpower usage, players are encouraged to use them responsibly and considerately towards others.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

/Int/ Crafting Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people take things way too seriously? Look no further, because on our server, /int/ just want one thing – to have a blast!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted diamond pickaxes, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves).

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, challenging players to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking cows.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server around. /int/ just want one thing – and that thing is you!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	280
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

The Jig Is Up Minecraft SMP – It’s All Over Bros

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Hey there fellow blockheads! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where we have uncovered the true identity of Craig Wright (spoiler alert: it’s not who you think)!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Done. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! The possibilities are endless on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even uncover some more juicy secrets along the way. See you in the game, fellow crafter!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Buildings Constructed:	13	New Chunks Explored:	668742
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Zombie Dances:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

NoCoolMomAllowed

alcohol, blended family, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, consequences, cool mom, court petition, custody agreement, discipline, discipline strategies, ex-spouse, family dynamics, homecoming dance, Honesty, NoCoolMomAllowed, parenting, step-parenting, teenage rebellion, Trust, Weed

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s potion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Picture this: your stepdaughter trying to steal alcohol and weed from your locked liquor cabinet before her Homecoming dance. Will she get away with it? Will her dad find out and put a stop to her rebellious ways? Only time will tell on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between a husband and wife as they battle it out over parenting styles. Will the “cool mom” prevail and let her daughter go to the dance, or will the strict dad win and ground her for life? The stakes are high and the drama is even higher on our server.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only thing crazier than the mobs are the players themselves. Don’t miss out on the fun – come join the chaos today!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

ProGamer69 – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, the best position is the one where you’re flexing on everyone else with your diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Join us and show off your skills like a boss!

We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move to some sick beats. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a total party animal – literally, he once drank a whole keg of potion of invisibility and disappeared for a week.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken jousting match, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of feathers and eggs. It’s a clucking good time, trust us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most chaotic server this side of the Nether. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Dimension Hops:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Blocktopia: Crafting Chaos & Creepers

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Have you ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond helmet and carrying a enchanted sword? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and the chance to build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. Who needs real life experiences when you can have all the excitement and chaos of our server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Invisible Wheelchair Land

acceptance, accessibility, advocacy, Awareness, Challenges, compassion, Disabilities, education, Empathy, inclusion, INVISIBLE, invisible disability, Invisible illness, Land, mental disability, mental health, Perception, Stereotypes, stigma, Support, Understanding, wheelchair

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got unicorns flying around dropping rainbow blocks for u to build with. like, who needs regular old dirt and stone when u can have a house made of pure rainbows, amirite?

also, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who will give u quests to find the legendary golden egg that grants u unlimited diamonds. but be warned, the egg is guarded by a giant lava monster who loves to play hide and seek.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u through a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy? yeah, u can ride a gumdrop unicorn while eating a marshmallow tree. it’s like a sugar rush on steroids, bro.

so come on down to this wacky minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free cookies for all new players. cuz who doesn’t love cookies, right?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Microbe Mix-Up Server

Accurate, atrial fibrillation, common, coronavirus, disease markers, disease prediction, gut health, gut microbial markers, Health research, liver cirrhosis, markers, Medical research, Microbe, microbial composition, Microbiome, mixup, multiple diseases, personalized medicine, personalized treatment, predictive analytics, research, Server, significant changes

join our epic minecraft server for the most mind-blowing experience of your life, bruh. we got gut microbial markers that will blow your mind, like seriously, who knew minecraft could be so educational, amirite?

we’ve got diseases like liver cirrhosis and coronavirus running rampant in our virtual world, but don’t worry, we also have personalized treatments to save the day. atrial fibrillation? pshh, we got that covered too.

come join us and watch as your microbial composition changes before your very eyes. it’s like a science experiment, but way more fun. trust us, you won’t regret it. #minecraftmadness #microbialmayhem #gutbacteriaforlife

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Void Gems Collected:	31	Buildings Constructed:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4