Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server

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Arr matey! Ye be lookin’ for a place to plunder the treasures of Policenauts and play it on yer trusty ol’ PC? Well, look no further me hearties, for this Minecraft server be the perfect place for ye!

Join us on this wild adventure where ye can sail the seven seas of pixels, fight off creepers and zombies with yer mighty sword, and search for buried chests filled with the precious loot of Policenauts.

But beware, for there be a fearsome pirate captain who guards the game with his life, ready to challenge any landlubber who dares to steal his booty. So gather yer crew, sharpen yer swords, and set sail for the most epic Minecraft server ye ever did see! Yarrrr!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Chimeras Created:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CraftyLifeChange

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Have you ever accidentally joined a Minecraft server and had your life changed forever? Well, get ready for the most epic spontaneous decision of your life! This server is like no other, with a community of players who have all been touched by the magical powers of the pixelated world.

Join us on this server and you might just find yourself embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been forged by the ancient Minecraft gods themselves. Or perhaps you’ll stumble upon a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who just want to trade emeralds for your useless junk.

But beware, for this server is also home to the notorious Ender Dragon Gang, a group of pixelated punks who will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds and leave you stranded in the Nether. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive their wrath.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and make the best spontaneous decision of your life! Who knows, you might just become the hero of this pixelated world and have your name forever etched in the annals of Minecraft history.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

KimJongCraft

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LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR NORTH KOREA WILL SEND 10,000 SOLDIERS TO YOUR HOUSE! 😱😂

WE HAVE THE MOST EPIC BATTLES YOU’VE EVER SEEN, LIKE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIES WITH CARROTS 🥕 OR TROLLING YOUR FRIENDS BY TURNING THEIR HOUSES INTO GIANT TOILETS 🚽

ALSO, OUR MODS ARE LITERALLY UNICORNS WHO WILL GRANT YOU WISHES LIKE FLYING ON A PIG 🐷 OR TURNING INTO A CREEPER AND SCARING THE CRAP OUT OF EVERYONE 😈

JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF KIM JONG-UN’S ARMY OF CREEPER SOLDIERS! 😂🤣🤪

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Underground Cities Explored:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SkyMineIL

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Min ski server with cool staff ranks chests unlock AFK areas and more!!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4833	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MinedHype: The Server Where Your Diamonds Disappear and You Cry Yourself to Sleep Every Night

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Server IP	play.minedhype.com
Website	https://minedhype.com
Location	US WEST
Java Version	1.21.1
Bedrock Version	1.20.80 – 1.21.30

Our online web map has returned! https://map.minedhype.com/

Server Info/Rules: https://minedhype.com/minecraft

Map: https://map.minedhype.com/

Discord: https://discord.gg/Sb4dkkT

Shopping District: https://minedhype.com/shops

Player Statistics: https://stats.minedhype.com

Build Gallery: https://minedhype.com/builds

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can connect to the server IP play.minedhype.com using either Bedrock or Java versions of Minecraft.

Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

A: No, there’s no whitelist for the server. You can join directly and start playing.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?

A: No, the server is free of pay-to-win elements. It’s a fair and friendly environment for all players.

Q: Can I claim land to protect my builds?

A: Yes, you can claim land in both the Overworld and Nether to protect your builds. Claims won’t be reset.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Griefing is allowed in areas that are not claimed. Make sure to protect your builds by claiming your land.

Q: How can I set up a shop in the shopping district?

A: You can apply to have a shop in the public shopping district. Use the command /tpshop to teleport there and apply for a shop.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old openings? Look no further, because our server has the most epic and outrageous openings you’ve ever seen! Picture this: you spawn in the middle of a giant cake made entirely of diamonds, with pigs flying around wearing top hats. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or race against your friends on flying pigs through a maze of lava and obsidian. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out enchanted armor!

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can experience the insanity and hilarity of our server’s openings? Join now and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever seen before!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dimension Hops:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a Italy-Israel football match, and that’s saying something!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players, where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “GOOOAAALLL!” You’ll never know who to trust, just like the referees in that game.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama named Ronaldo who spits at anyone who gets too close. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be part of the most chaotic, thrilling, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – just like in a Italy-Israel football match!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Towns Built:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP

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Remember that time you accidentally set your house on fire in Minecraft because you thought lava would make a cool fireplace? Yeah, that was the moment you knew you were no longer a child. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace your inner child and encourage you to make even more questionable decisions.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less awkward family dinners. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and take your Minecraft skills to the next level, come join us and see just how far you can push the boundaries of sanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Villages Defended:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

TalentlessButCool

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to showcase your not-so-useful talents like juggling chickens, speaking in reverse, or reciting the alphabet backward while doing a handstand. We embrace all the weird and wonderful talents that make you, well, you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with our feathered friends in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that the chickens even help you mine diamonds if you can impress them with your best chicken impression.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama grooming or underwater basket weaving along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks

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So like, yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got da most lit adventures eva! Like, imagine walkin’ in da game, right? But instead of just walkin’ straight, u gotta take mad stops along da way to burn dem calories! It’s like a workout in da game, fam!

So like, u start walkin’ and den u gotta stop and do some crazy challenges to keep goin’. Like, maybe u gotta fight off a horde of zombie pigs or build a tower of llamas to reach da next level. It’s like a boot camp in da Minecraft world, but way more fun!

And get dis, u gotta use more energy to start walkin’ again after each stop, so u burn even more calories! It’s like a never-ending cycle of exercise and adventure, all in one epic server. So come join us and get ready to sweat in da most epic way possible!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

TerraCrafts Survival

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Welcome to TerraCrafts! Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com Game: Minecraft Java Dive into a world of adventure, exploration, and survival in TerraCrafts, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Whether you’re a builder, an adventurer, or a fighter, our server has something for everyone. Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Tophat

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Welcome to Tophat Minecraft Server!

Join our vibrant community and experience thrilling gameplay in a unique BoxPvP environment! Whether you’re a veteran combatant or just starting your adventure, Tophat offers a dynamic arena where strategy and skill come together for epic battles.

Features: – BoxPvP Arena: Engage in fast-paced, action-packed matches where only the best emerge victorious.

– Tournaments: Participate in exciting tournaments with fantastic prizes and prove your worth against the best players.

– Community Events: Join in on our fun community events for a chance to win exclusive rewards and meet fellow players.

– Cross-Version Support: Play seamlessly across versions 1.8x-1.21x (with 1.20.1 as the main version).

Connect now at tophat.mysrv.us and become part of the Tophat members! Join our Discord server for the latest updates, announcements, and others

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Tribe Thread Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a unique feature called “cock tribute requests and saves”! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the most epic and majestic cock statues you will ever see in Minecraft. Players can request their very own cock tribute to be built in their honor, or save their favorite cock creations for future generations to admire.

2. We have a secret underground cock fighting arena where players can battle it out with their feathered friends in intense PvP matches. The winner gets to claim the title of Cock Champion and earn exclusive rewards.

3. Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a giant cock who roams the land, terrorizing players who dare to challenge its might. Will you be brave enough to face this legendary creature and claim its treasure?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	25

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

KickOutCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world!

Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy stories, just like the time when a player’s sister-in-law kicked them out of their house in the game for no reason at all! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Build your own virtual house, take care of virtual kids, and deal with virtual gasslighting from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and intense? But hey, that’s what makes our server so unique and entertaining!

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises, drama, and unexpected twists, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world stays in our Minecraft world. 😉

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the power of the almighty Potato Cannon, a creation so revolutionary that it has single-handedly changed the course of history in our server.

Picture this: a group of players armed with nothing but potatoes and a dream, coming together to build the ultimate weapon of mass destruction. The Potato Cannon has the ability to launch potatoes at lightning speed, causing chaos and destruction wherever it goes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens. Together, they fight off hordes of evil mobs and protect our precious potato crops at all costs.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the power of the Potato Cannon and ride into battle on a giant chicken? Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous and entertaining server in the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Dragon Eggs Found:	3905
Void Armor Forged:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!