Pirate Network | New Minecraft Servers 2024

RiddleCraft: Where the puzzles are as confusing as your search history

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Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with their mundane quests and lackluster builds? Well, have I got a server for you!

Imagine a world where unicorns roam freely, dragons guard hidden treasures, and aliens trade with players for rare resources. This server is like no other, with pixelated pandas that can talk and creepers that break out into dance parties when defeated.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Digger, a player who has mined over 1 million diamonds and is rumored to have a secret base filled with enchanted golden apples and endless emeralds. Will you be the one to uncover his riches?

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Who knows what wonders and surprises await you in this fantastical world!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5524	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Dragons Tamed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CurryCraft: Where Indians Fear No Creepers

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where even the bravest Indian warriors tremble in fear! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some mind-blowing reasons:

1. Our server is so intense, even the Ender Dragon is scared to spawn here. That’s right, we’ve got mobs running for cover! 2. The loot on this server is so legendary that even Herobrine himself is jealous. You’ll find diamonds for days! 3. Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family. A family that fights off creepers together and laughs together. 4. The PvP battles on this server are so intense, they’ve been known to break space-time continuum. You’ll be battling in dimensions you never knew existed! 5. And last but not least, our server events are so insane that they’ve been known to cause players to question their own sanity. But hey, who needs sanity when you’re having this much fun?

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the unbelievable adventures that await on our server. Just be prepared to face your fears…if you dare!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Zombie Dances:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Crafty Mindustry Madness

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Oh my Notch, have you heard about this Mindustry server?! It’s like Minecraft on steroids, with industrial machines and crazy defense systems.

Join our server for a chance to build a diamond-powered rocket ship to explore the galactic mines of the space dimension.

But beware, there are creeper drones and zombie robots trying to steal your redstone stash.

So grab your diamond pickaxe and join us for the most mind-blowing Minecraft experience ever!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Crafty Crybabies: Affordable Housing Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where housing is never unaffordable and you can live out all your yuppie fantasies without a care in the world! Who needs NYC or LA when you can have your own virtual mansion right here?

Join us and start building your dream home at the age of 18, just like our founder did while working at the virtual plant. And if your virtual parents kick you out, don’t worry – we have plenty of shitty apartments for you to crash in!

Don’t cry about housing prices, join our server and start living the high life today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MasterCraft: Where Every Block is a Training Montage

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Legend has it that on this server, you can ride on GIANT LLAMAS that can fly through the sky and shoot RAINBOW LASERS out of their eyes. Not only that, but you can also find a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking PIZZA SLICES that give you superpowers!

But wait, there’s more! If you manage to defeat the EVIL LLAMA KING in battle, you will be granted access to a secret area where you can build a house made entirely out of DIAMONDS and GUMMY BEARS.

So what are you waiting for? Join Master Asia today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7524
Villages Defended:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

McCrafty’s Fast Food Frenzy

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only thing faster than our server speed is the delivery time of your favorite fast food chain in your country! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures and DELICIOUS surprises around every corner.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a virtual world where every block was made of their favorite fast food items. They built a castle out of PIZZA slices, rode a rollercoaster made of HOT DOGS, and even battled a dragon made of FRENCH FRIES. It was a feast for the eyes and the stomach!

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as ADDICTIVE as your favorite fast food chain, look no further! Join us today and let the FOODIE fun begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

The Commonwealth Crafters: Where Pixels Rule and Fun is Guaranteed!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we are objectively the best option for Commonwealth! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons to join us:

Take on the role of a leader and show the Commonwealth what true leadership looks like! Only you can provide the guidance and direction they need.
Forget about destroying technology just because your son is evil – that’s so last season! Join us and embrace the power of technology created by The Institute.
Did you know that many of The Institute scientists are actually good people? They don’t even agree with the Father on everything! Plus, they can cure supermutants, create artificial people and animals, make teleport technology, and so much more!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness and mayhem of Commonwealth like never before!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

ZOGcraft: Where Even the Creepers LOL at Your Builds

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the clutches of society and join a community of anti-oxidant enthusiasts!

Are you tired of aging and feeling like everything is ruining your health? Well, fear not because on our server, we have discovered the secret to slowing down aging through the power of KEKOLDING!

Join us as we embark on a quest to find the best anti-oxidants in the virtual world of Minecraft. Forget NAC and astaxanthin, on our server, we have supercharged anti-oxidants that will make you feel younger than ever before.

And the best part? No ZOG forcing cuckold shit on your screen here! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and defy aging with us!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Stone Age to Steve Age

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Welcome to a Minecraft server where the only rule is to EVOLVE or get left behind like those poor souls in the 1500s! Join us in a world where opinions are celebrated, unless they go against our emotions, then we’ll just KILL you with kindness… or maybe just with a sword.

Our machines are evolving faster than we are, but fear not, on this server, you can EVOLVE alongside them! Who needs to think long and hard about the implications of technology when you can just build a giant robot to do it for you?

So come on, join us on this wild ride of EVOLUTION and KILLING those who dare to have different opinions! Who needs the 1500s when you can have all the chaos and mayhem of 2024 in Minecraft form?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Crops Grown:	1880	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PixelPeen Palace: Where Minecraft meets adult entertainment!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll have a blast like never before! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Epic Builds: Our players have created some insane structures that will blow your mind! From towering castles to pixel art masterpieces, you’ll never run out of things to marvel at.

2. Treasure Hunts: We’ve hidden chests filled with rare loot all over the server. Can you find them all? Rumor has it that one lucky player stumbled upon a diamond sword with enchantments so powerful, they could take down the Ender Dragon with one hit!

3. PvP Battles: Test your skills in our intense PvP arenas, where only the strongest survive. Will you emerge victorious, or will you be sent back to respawn with your tail between your legs?

4. Custom Plugins: We’ve got plugins that will make your Minecraft experience even more exciting. From flying pigs to exploding sheep, you never know what surprises await you around the corner.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret portal to the Nether filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. See you in the game!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Crafty LOLz: Noob Saar Adventures

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the craziness never stops!

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have ASIAN players who will blow your mind with their insane builds and epic battles!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Our players are so skilled, they can take down a whole army of creepers with just a single punch!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the time our players built a giant rollercoaster that goes through the Nether and back. It’s like a theme park on steroids!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the EPICNESS for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Crafty Crusaders

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so amazing, it’s worth more than 7 dollars! In fact, we should be charging a million dollars just to log in. 2. If you loved Rondo of Blood, then you will absolutely adore our server. It’s like Rondo of Blood, but with blocky characters and pixelated landscapes. 3. Once you join our server, you will be transported to a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. It’s a magical place, I tell you. 4. Our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you will ever meet. You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget to mine for diamonds. 5. And last but not least, joining our server will give you the ability to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil zombies with a diamond sword. Who wouldn’t want to do that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the weird and wonderful world of Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftyCraft – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Welcome to J’lor Edition, the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter in your entire blocky life! Join us now for a WAR WITHIN that will make you question everything you thought you knew about mining and crafting.

Watch our mind-blowing trailer that will leave you on the edge of your seat: THE WAR WITHIN TRAILER

But wait, there’s more! Patch 10.2.6 is here and it’s ready to shake up your world like never before. Get ready for the incoming PLUNDERSTORM that will have you trembling in your diamond boots: Patch 10.2.6

Feeling nostalgic? Relive the glory days of Pandaria with our epic remix that will transport you back to a time when creepers were the least of your worries: Remix: Pandaria

And that’s not all! Our S4 Dungeon changes will have you sweating like a pig in the Nether. Get ready for harder challenges, no affixes, and no timer – it’s a dungeon squish like you’ve never seen before: S4 Dungeon changes

Looking to trade some epic loot? Our April Trading Post has everything you need to gear up for the PLUNDERSTORM and show off your spring finery like the blocky fashionista you truly are: April Trading Post

Don’t miss out on all the GENERAL RESOURCES that will take your Minecraft experience to the next level. Visit wow-petopia.com, murlok.io, raider.io, dragonflight.blizzard.com, and of course, wowhead.com for all your blocky needs.

Join us now and be a part of something truly legendary. Old players will tell you, it’s a journey you won’t soon forget. So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and let’s 474041703!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magic Items Found:	2825
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Minecraft Melons Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is big tits! Why waste your time building houses or mining for resources when you can just admire some pixelated boobies all day long? Our server is filled with chesty characters and plenty of opportunities to ogle at some virtual assets.

Join us for epic battles where the winner is determined by who has the biggest pair of pixelated breasts. Build your own boob castle and defend it from other players who are just as obsessed with big tits as you are.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events like Boobie Bash where players compete in challenges to win exclusive prizes like diamond-encrusted bras and golden nipple tassels.

So come on down to our server and get your fill of big tits and big laughs. Who needs diamonds when you can have double D’s?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
New Chunks Explored:	288048	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Crafty Love Shack: Where Immigrant Beauty Blooms

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Welcome to our totally not controversial Minecraft server where you can lead a trad life as a patriarchy bvll! But wait, there’s more – why settle for a regular old wife when you can get an immigrant wife?!

Join us for epic adventures and quests where you can build your own empire and conquer the land with your trusty immigrant wife by your side.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become the ultimate patriarchy bvll and rule over your kingdom with an immigrant wife who will obey your every command (or at least until she figures out how to escape).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0