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VanillishCraft

bedrock, Cross-Play, Custom world, diamond-based economy, Earnable Ranks, Homes, java, Land Claim, Live Map, Mob Heads, multiplayer, no p2w, Player Shops, player sleep, Rtp, smp, Survival, Tpa, VanillishCraft, Vote Rewards, Warps

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8393
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Potions Brewed:	199	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Villages Defended:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

VanillishCraft SMP – 1.21.4

IP: vanillishcraft.ultramc.co

Bedrock: vanillishcraft.ultramc.co port: 20474

Overview:

Features	Description
Cross-Play (Java + Bedrock)	Enjoy multiplayer with players on different platforms
Custom Biomes	Explore unique and custom biomes
Land Claim	Protect your land from griefing
Anti-Grief	Prevent griefing and maintain a peaceful environment
Player Shops	Trade and sell items with other players
Diamond Based Economy	Use diamonds as currency in the server
Vote Rewards	Earn rewards by participating in server voting
Earnable Ranks	Progress and earn ranks based on gameplay
Mob Heads	Collect mob heads as trophies
Player Sleep	Influence the percentage of players needed to sleep
No P2W	No pay-to-win elements in the server

Wanna check our map out? Live Map

Frequently Asked Questions:

1. Can I join the server from both Java and Bedrock editions?

Yes, our server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock editions.

2. Are there custom biomes to explore?

Yes, we have custom biomes for you to discover and explore in our server.

3. How can I protect my land from griefing?

You can use the Land Claim feature to protect your land and belongings from griefing.

4. Is there a player-driven economy on the server?

Yes, our server operates on a diamond-based economy where diamonds are used as currency.

5. Are there rewards for voting on the server?

Yes, you can earn rewards by participating in server voting and supporting the community.

Shinobi’s Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, comedy, ending, Fall 2025, Fun, historical, Japan, Little Ninja Girl, Manga, manga series, Medieval, miss, naoki, ninja, Oda Nobunaga, Realm, Shinobis, Snigeno, Volume 23, WARLORD, Warring States Period, Yonkoma

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6416
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Magic Items Found:	2039	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Runes Activated:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like “Nobunaga no Shinobi” but with blocks and creepers!

Ever wanted to be a ninja in Medieval Japan serving Oda Nobunaga? Well, now you can in Minecraft!

Experience the chaos and comedy of the Warring States Period while building your own ninja empire.

Fall 2025? Who needs to wait when you can start your ninja adventure now on our server!

Say goodbye to the manga and hello to a whole new world of ninja fun in Minecraft!

GymCraft Minecraft Server

#workout, AITAH, alone, anxious, autistic, complaining, Conversation, follow, gym buddy, gym staff, gymcraft, hip thrusts, hyper aware, man, Minecraft, questions, resting, Server, sets, social cues, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, vulnerable

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4419
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Secret Passages Found:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape creepy gym encounters and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a chance to punch virtual trees instead of awkwardly staring at a guy doing hip thrusts.

Our server is a safe space where you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about gym lurkers following you around. Plus, our community is full of friendly players who won’t ask you weird questions while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

So come join us and leave the gym drama behind! Who needs real-life social cues when you can chat with fellow players in the safety of your virtual world? Let’s build, mine, and explore together – no creepy gym encounters allowed!

CreeperAlert: Housemate Edition

Boundaries, Chores, common courtesy, Communication, consideration, Courtesy, CreeperAlert, Edition, Expectations, guests, house rules, housemate, Laundry, messiness, Notification, Planning, privacy, Quiet, Relaxation, Respect, roommates, socializing

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4490
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	1975

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate roommate simulation! One roommate is super chill and easy to get along with, while the other is a total disaster. Imagine logging in to find your messy roommate leaving their virtual laundry in the machine for days on end. But wait, there’s more! Random guests will show up unannounced, leaving spills all over your virtual living room. Will you clean up after them or let the mess pile up? It’s a wild ride of virtual roommate drama that will keep you on your toes! Join now for a chaotic and hilarious experience unlike any other.

AwkwardIntimacy – Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward experience, awkward memory, awkward moment, awkward situation, awkward story, AwkwardIntimacy, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing experience, embarrassing memory, Embarrassing moment, embarrassing story, funny, Funny Experience, funny memory, funny moment, funny story, INTIMATE, intimate memory, intimate moment, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	403
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7360
Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	217
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Endless Night Skies:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4932

Yo, so like, have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly a creeper sneaks up on you and blows up your whole base? Well, that’s basically what this Minecraft SMP is like, but in real life! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and shenanigans as we build, explore, and prank each other like there’s no tomorrow.

We’ve got a secret underground base filled with treasure, a giant chicken farm that produces diamonds instead of eggs, and a roller coaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether. Plus, our admin is a talking llama who loves to throw parties and give out free enchanted gear to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a herd of exploding pigs, come join us and see if you can survive the madness. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always ready to ruin your day in the most awkward way possible.

GazaCraft: Protestors Welcome!

activism, biden, Biden administration, Conflict, demonstration, foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, Government, kamala, kamala harris, MIDDLE EAST, Palestinian protestors, Palestinian territories, Politics, protest, protestors, TAKEOVER, trump, Trump administration, united states, Usa

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5306
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	855033	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a safe haven for all those looking to escape the chaos of the real world! Our server is like a magical land where Trump is a peaceful farmer, Biden is a friendly villager, and Kamala is a skilled potion brewer.

Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of peace, build towering structures that reach the clouds, and engage in intense battles against the evil mobs of ignorance and hate.

Forget about politics and protests, come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where llamas rule the land and cookies grow on trees. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join our server today!

CraftyCocaineVsWhiskey Minecraft Server

addiction, alcohol, cocaine, colombia, controversy, CraftyCocaineVsWhiskey, criminal justice, debate, drug policy, Ethics, Government, law enforcement, legalization, Minecraft, Narcotics, petro, Politics, public health, Server, Social Issues, south america, substance abuse, whiskey

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9364
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	230
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Emeralds Found:	6073	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

hey u! ya u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is crazier den a llama on a pogo stick! we got more fun den a barrel of monkeys and more surprises dan a pinata at a birthday party!

imagine dis, u log on and u see a giant diamond castle in da sky, made entirely of real diamonds! u can mine dem diamonds and become da richest player on da server! but watch out for da creepers, dey be sneaky lil buggers!

oh and get dis, we got a secret underground maze filled with treasure chests and booby traps! u gotta be quick and clever to make it out alive and with all da loot!

and get dis, our admin is a real life wizard who can grant u wishes and make all ur minecraft dreams come true! need a dragon as a pet? he got u covered. wanna fly on a magic carpet? no problem!

so come join us on dis wild ride of a server, where da only limit is ur imagination! trust me, u won’t regret it!

OilOCanadaShipstoChina

Canada, China, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, ENERGY, energy resources, Exports, foreign policy, global market, international relations, North America, Oil, OilOCanadaShipstoChina, political tensions, Ships, supply chain, Trade, Transportation, U.S

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3910
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	59
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	494	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

join our epic minecraft server where we ship oil to china while dodging angry americans who are threatening trade! build your own oil rig and defend it from pesky players trying to steal your precious black gold. team up with fellow players to form alliances and take down rival oil barons in epic battles. who will reign supreme in this wild west of oil trading? come find out on our server now! also, there are flying pigs. just saying.

Road & Creeper Life

Adventure, city life, cityscape, commuting, creeper, Exploration, Highways, Journey, Life, Lifestyle, Nomad, on the road, on the street, Pavement, Pedestrian, ROAD, Sidewalk, street life, travel, urban culture, urban living, urban-exploration, Wanderlust

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5971
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6182	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Void Gems Collected:	38
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

so, like, imagine this: you spawn in this minecraft server and BAM you’re on this CRAZY road trip, but like, in minecraft. you gotta survive in this wacky world filled with, like, giant chickens and exploding sheep. but don’t worry, cuz we got this super cool secret weapon called the “moo moo cannon” that shoots out cows at your enemies. it’s like, totally epic, dude.

and get this, there’s this secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance the night away. you gotta find the secret entrance hidden behind a waterfall and show off your best dance moves to impress the creepers. it’s lit, fam.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, you heard me right. you can ride on the back of a flying pig and soar through the skies, raining bacon down on all the peasants below. it’s like a dream come true, man.

so, like, if you wanna experience the most insane, hilarious, and totally bonkers minecraft server ever, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

VortexCraft – Swirling Fun for Gamers

crowd behavior, crowd control, crowd dynamics, crowd movement, crowds, densely packed groups, FESTIVAL, Fun, Gamers, Human Behavior, human gatherings, movement, Physicists, preventative strategies, research, researchers, study, Surprising, swirling, swirling patterns, traditional Spanish festival, vortex, vortex patterns, VortexCraft

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7060
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Love Letters Sent:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

so, liek, u know how crowds can be, like, totally boring and stuff? well, not on our server, bro! we got crowds that suck u into a vortex, just like in dat sciencey stuff u learned in skool. u can be part of dis totally wild experience and surprise all da physicists out there. we even got researchers studying da movement of crowds at a traditional Spanish festival, cuz we’re all about dat cultural experience, ya know? u can form swirling vortex patterns with ur new online buddies and be part of something never before documented in human gatherings. it’s like, totally mind-blowing, man. so, join our server and be part of da craziest crowd experience ever. who needs preventative strategies when u got us, amirite?

Rainbow Unity

Adventure, bedrock, Community, Crates, Customization, Discord, Dungeons, Events, Exploration, Fishing, java, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvE, PvP, RAINBOW, Realms, Server, smp, Survival, Unity

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1683
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Farms Harvested:	476	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Optional quests	Guided journey with optional quests
Jobs system	Earn in-game currency with rewarding jobs
Economy	Robust economy to fuel ambitions
Fishing rewards	Cast your line for unique fishing rewards
Rankups	Unlock perks with exciting rankups
Crates	Open crates for rare items and level up gameplay

Join us Today:

66.70.164.179:25566

Discord: https://discord.gg/sCkhxDUdVN

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the server IP?

A: The server IP is 66.70.164.179:25566

Q: Is the server still in beta testing?

A: Yes, some features may not be fully set up until public release

MysticCraft Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, anatomy, awkward, biology, Boundaries, Communication, consent, Contraception, Curiosity, education, Exploration, genitalia, Intimacy, MysticCraft, Pleasure, questions, Realms, relationships, reproductive health, safe sex, sex, sexual intercourse, taboo

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5932
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Ores Mined:	6304	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

Lol, bro, forget about sticking pee pees places! Join our Minecraft server instead!

We got pigs that can fly, like literally soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels.

And our diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle so bright that they blind the creepers.

Plus, our villagers are all secretly trained ninjas ready to kick some zombie butt.

So, why waste time sticking pee pees where they don’t belong when you can join our epic Minecraft server of insanity and awesomeness?

PurrFectlyMineCraft

advice, affectionate, aita, attachment, Boundaries, cat, Communication, Cuddling, depression, Emotional support, family, litter box, love, mom, pet ownership, Pets, PurrFectlyMineCraft, Sleeping, step dad, Stubborn

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5500
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Buildings Constructed:	25	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	490
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of cat ownership? Look no further, because on our server, we believe in the power of feline companionship! Join us and experience the joy of virtual cat cuddles without any of the cat pee smell – unless, of course, you build a cat pee-themed house, in which case, go wild!

Our server is a safe haven for all cat lovers, where you can build your own virtual cat palace and snuggle up with pixelated kitties all day long. And if you ever feel down, just log on and let our virtual cats purr away your troubles.

So come join us, where the only drama you’ll find is the battle for the best cat bed spot! Let’s make Minecraft a purr-fectly meow-tastic place together! 🐱💻🎮

MineHappyLand

Contentment, coping strategies, Gratitude, Happiness, Hope, inner peace, joy, mental health, mindfulness, MineHappyLand, optimism, perseverance, personal growth, perspective, positive mindset, resilience, self reflection, self-care, silver linings, strength, world sucks

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4194
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	New Chunks Explored:	431214
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Are you tired of the real world being a total snooze fest? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server is the perfect escape! Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, or just chill with some virtual friends.

And hey, who needs therapy when you can unleash your stress by punching trees and mining for diamonds? Trust us, it’s way more therapeutic.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your worries melt away in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough torches to survive the night.

MineCraftyWorkWeek37.5

37.5 hours, Agreement, Economy, employment regulations, european union, Government, job market, labor laws, labor rights, legal working week, legislation, MineCraftyWorkWeek37.5, MINISTERS, negotiations, Overtime, productivity, REFORMS, social policy, spain, Spanish, work-life balance

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2355
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	9926	Astral Projections Made:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3053
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

u know what else u should cut? ur time wastin on other minecraft servers when u could be joinin ours! we got spanish ministers workin for us, cuttin legal workin weeks and makin sure u have more time to play minecraft! come join us and u might even get a chance to meet a real life spanish minister in game! who knows what kind of crazy adventures u could have on our server, maybe u’ll even become besties with a minister and get free diamond armor! so what r u waitin for? join now and let the fun begin!