Pigs Love Apples Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship the girls who make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot lots of nutslop! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and tons of gooning!

But beware, we have some strict rules in place. No shota or loli allowed, we’re all about keeping it classy here. And leave your weird fetishes at the door, this is a place for pure, unadulterated fun. And don’t even think about being a dramafaggot, we have zero tolerance for that nonsense.

Oh, and did we mention that reverse mating press is obligatory while posting in our server? It’s just how we roll here. So come on in, join the madness, and let’s make some memories that will leave you saying “what the PLAP PLAP PLAP did I just witness?!”

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Warning Minecraft SMP: British People Memes

Backlash, British, british people, controversy, culture, discrimination, Diversity, GOOGLE, humor, inappropriate, internet, Jew memes, memes, Minecraft, offensive, ONLINE, people, racism, search, sensitivity, smp, social media, Stereotypes, Warning

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between a group of players and a giant chicken that terrorizes the land. Or maybe you’re interested in joining our annual “Build-a-Fart” competition, where players compete to create the most realistic fart noise using note blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is full of ridiculous shenanigans and bizarre adventures just waiting for you to join in.

So why wait? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you saying, “What the fuck is that? It shows up if you search others too like ‘Jew memes’!”

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Magic Items Found:	5150	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Throne & Liberty MC Server

action combat, aws, battle passes, Builds, Combat strategy, convenience items, Cosmetics, database, EU, Exploration, free to play, Kazar, Liberty, lottie, microtransactions, mmorpg, NA East, open world, password 555444, password 69420, pay to win, Player Customization, PvE, PvP, Sani, Server, Servers, shapeshifting mechanic, tab target, Throne, throne and liberty, weather systems

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join our server, where you can transform into sani for exploration and combat strategy – because who wouldn’t want to be a shape-shifting warrior in the world of Minecraft?

Our server features a seamless open world with adaptive weather systems, so you never know what crazy weather patterns you’ll encounter while mining for diamonds. And don’t worry about pay-to-win mechanics here – our publisher claims to be all about enhancing player customization and choice, so you can deck out your character in the most outrageous cosmetics and convenience items.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has the most insane builds you’ve ever seen, with guides to help you become the ultimate Minecraft master. And with our servers like NA East, Lottie and EU, Kazar, you’ll never run out of crazy adventures to embark on.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the madness begin! Just remember the password – it’s 69420 for Lottie and 555444 for Kazar. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ores Mined:	5102
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Minecraft SMP: /xivg/ – Creeper Chronicles

All Saints’ Wake, Badlands Chugs, Balmung, cerberus, Chaos, Chronicles, Costume Party Mixer, creeper, Dawntrail Genera, Dynamis, ELEMENTALS, EU, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Garo, Golem, Halicarnassus, Halloween Musicals, Halloween Theme CC., Kraken, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, malboro crystal, Marilith, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, NA, Primal Mist, Resources, Saturday morning cartoons, smp, The Crow, The Ondo Cups, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks, Ultros, Wolf’s Pier, xivg

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the elementals are worshipped like royalty? Look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories that will have you laughing until you cry. Join us for meetups like Dynamis, Kraken, where we search for buried treasure like true pirates. Or how about a Costume Party Mixer in Goblin, where the fashion is out of this world? And don’t miss our Halloween Musicals event in Balmung, Crystal, where we sing and dance our hearts out to spooky tunes. So come join us for a wild ride that you’ll never forget!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	131
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Star Shards Collected:	282

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Man or Woman Minecraft Server

equality, Femininity, feminism, gender bias, gender differences, gender discrimination, gender dynamics, gender equality, Gender Identity, gender inequality, Gender issues, Gender norms, gender perspective, Gender Roles, gender roles in society, gender stereotypes, man, Masculinity, Minecraft, Server, societal expectations, WOMAN

Are you tired of the real world gender debate? Escape to our Minecraft server where everyone is a blocky pixel person and gender doesn’t even exist! Join us for epic adventures, building competitions, and hilarious shenanigans. Who needs to worry about being a man or a woman when you can be a creeper or a pig instead? So come on over and leave all that gender drama behind, because in our world, the only thing that matters is having a blast!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Oh No No No Hahahah Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of tree? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? We support that kind of behavior!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while juggling TNT. Some say you can hear his ghostly laughter echoing through the caves at night, daring you to take on even more insane challenges.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding pigs).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Divine Spears Created:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Carol’s Memory Lane Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Forget about boring old servers, because on our server, you’ll meet Carol – the legendary llama who can build entire castles with just a flick of her tail!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Carol and the evil Ender Dragon, who keeps trying to steal her stash of diamond blocks. Will Carol emerge victorious, or will the Ender Dragon finally get his hands on those precious diamonds? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also find a secret underground city filled with friendly zombies who just want to dance the night away. Join them for a zombie rave party like no other, complete with glowstone disco balls and creeper-shaped cocktails!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime with Carol and her zombie friends. Who knows what crazy antics they’ll get up to next!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Dragons Tamed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Minecraft SMP: Jerk Off Jamboree

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But beware, we have a resident prankster who loves to fill your house with chickens or turn all your diamonds into dirt. And don’t even get me started on the time we accidentally summoned a giant pink fluffy unicorn that terrorized the entire server.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Buildings Constructed:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	583
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

What are Minecraft servers like EdgeGamers Organization ?

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Some similar Minecraft servers to EdgeGamers Organization that you may enjoy include: 1. Hypixel – Known for its wide variety of minigames, including Bed Wars, SkyWars, and more. 2. Mineplex – Popular for its large player base and diverse range of games, such as Super Smash Mobs and Dragons. 3. The Hive – Offers unique game modes like Trouble in Mineville and Survival Games. 4. CubeCraft Games – Features a mix of classic games like EggWars and newer modes like Lucky Islands. 5. SkyBlock – Focuses on the popular SkyBlock game mode, where players start on a small island and must expand and survive.

These servers all offer engaging gameplay experiences with their own distinct features, making them worth checking out if you enjoy the experience provided by EdgeGamers Organization.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, Bosses, Buyer, Clans, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Donations, gold block, Grief, Herobrine, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP (1.16.5)

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Oot’s Block Party Minecraft Server

20-30 minutes, Adventure, BLOCK, Challenging, Dungeons, Exploration, full dungeon, game design, gameplay, Gaming, honest thoughts, ice cavern, Immersive, legend of zelda, length, Minecraft, OoT, Oots, Opinions, Party, player experience, puzzle solving, Server, video games, Zelda

Are you tired of boring old dungeons that only last a measly 20-30 minutes? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the most epic Ice Cavern you’ll ever experience! It’s so massive that it’ll take you days to navigate through all the twists and turns. Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the cavern that will make you the richest player in the entire server. But be warned, the Ice Cavern is also home to a fierce tribe of penguin warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their icy domain. So grab your pickaxe and join us on the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Void Gems Collected:	29	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

DFT – Minecraft SMP: Discord Fappy Talky

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join our server where you can post about your weirdest fetishes, have deep discussions about your kinks, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

In our Femcel edition, you can finally find a safe space to express your frustrations with the opposite sex while also building giant phallic structures in-game. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right ladies?

So come on down to /dft/ and let your freak flag fly! Just be sure to bring some extra tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll shed from the sheer absurdity of it all.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Enchantments Applied:	178	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

V I R G I N I T Y I S C O O L M I N E C R A F T S E R V E R

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Are you tired of being a Minecraft virgin? Fear not, for on our server, virginity is cool! In fact, those who have lost their virginity are considered to be serpents of Satan! Join us and revel in your pure, untouched status as you build, mine, and survive in a world where being a Minecraft virgin is celebrated like never before. Don’t let the serpents of Satan tempt you away from our server – join us now and embrace your virginity with pride!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Ores Mined:	4878	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Bring Back The Pool Around The Ring Minecraft SMP

around the ring, BRING, Bring back the pool, bring it back, Cash, classic, Competition, Entertainment, iconic, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, nostalgia trip, old school, Pool, Retro, Revival, Ring, smp, sports, Throwback, vintage vibes, wrestling

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle evil chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. And if you defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? That’s right, you’ll have to build bridges out of marshmallows to get around. And if you fall off, don’t worry – our resident flying pigs will swoop in and save you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. This shit was so cash.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Forest Calliope Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the Marvelous Manic Mortician Minecraft server, where the only thing deader than our mobs is our sense of humor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombies while being chased by a pack of deranged skeleton clowns.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started their own dance party, complete with explosive beats and killer moves. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who has taken up knitting as a hobby and now terrorizes players with his deadly yarn bombs.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Our server is also home to the legendary Llama Liberation Front, a group of rebellious llamas who are determined to overthrow their sheep oppressors and establish llama supremacy once and for all.

So come on down to the Marvelous Manic Mortician Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than the mobs is the laughter echoing through the haunted forests. Join us if you dare, and prepare for a gaming experience unlike any other!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Jew-Pacifying Minecraft SMP

ADDED, community relations, controversy, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, Diversity, equality, ethnic group, identity politics, inclusion, JewPacifying, Jews, Minecraft, Minority, Multiculturalism, placate, Political Correctness, Religious, sensitive topic, smp, social justice, Stereotypes, tolerance

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a reality TV show!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last piece of cake. We even have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server – will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server was actually created by aliens who are using it as a social experiment to see how humans interact in a virtual world. Are they being added to placate jews? Who knows, but it sure makes for a spicy storyline!

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Just be prepared for anything – because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.