Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all kinds of picky eaters! If you’re tired of being judged for your limited diet like our player’s fiance, then this server is the perfect place for you.

Join us and build a world where only pizza, macaroni, cereal, and bread exist – just like in real life! No need to worry about trying new foods or expanding your palate, because here, we only serve the pickiest of eaters.

Imagine a world where every restaurant only serves your favorite foods, and you never have to face the embarrassment of not finishing a meal at your in-laws’ house. Our server is a safe space for all manchildren who refuse to eat like adults.

So come on in and join us, where frozen pizza and cereal are the main course of every meal. Who needs vegetables when you have virtual blocks to build with? Let’s embrace our picky eating habits and create a world where food limitations don’t exist.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 110/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
Mines Excavated: 1988 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9
Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Astral Projections Made: 1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Dominican Minecraft SMP Migrants

    Dominican Minecraft SMP Migrants
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the Dominican migrants roam free and build epic structures? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with dancing Dominican migrants throwing a fiesta like no other. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 25 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • WaterWarriorz

    WaterWarriorz
    Come join our Minecraft server where splitting the bill evenly is a thing of the past! We believe in fair play and that means you only pay for what you consume, just like our friend who only had water and a side salad. No more being called cheap for not wanting to pay for someone else’s extravagant meal choices!

    On our server, you can build your own virtual restaurant where you can serve up whatever you want without worrying about splitting the bill. Want to charge extra for avocado on toast? Go for it! Want to have a “water only” section for those budget-conscious diners? The choice is yours!

    Join us for a dining experience like no other, where you can eat, drink, and mine to your heart’s content without the pressure of splitting the bill equally. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously fair?

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 6

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • ChinaCarBlock2021

    ChinaCarBlock2021
    So, like, imagine this: you’re driving your Minecraft car and suddenly the Chinese software in your vehicle goes all wonky and you end up crashing into a creeper! Not cool, right? Well, on our server, we don’t mess with that Chinese stuff. We only use the finest, handcrafted, artisanal software and hardware from the depths of the Nether.

    Join our server and never worry about Chinese software causing chaos in your Minecraft world again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Endermen who have a direct line to Notch himself. So, if you want insider access to all the latest Minecraft updates and exclusive content, you gotta join us.

    Oh, and did we mention that our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine? Yeah, that’s right. He’s like our pet or something. So, if you’re brave enough to face off against the ultimate Minecraft villain, come on over and join us. Just make sure to bring your diamond sword and a stack of golden apples. You’re gonna need ’em.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 290 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 914
    Epic Quests Completed: 29 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 27 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 65

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Metal Mania Cardio Craft

    Metal Mania Cardio Craft
    so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!

    but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!

    we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!

    so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • WeCanGoWhining BoxPeePee 1.20.1-1.21.1 Server

    WeCanGoWhining BoxPeePee 1.20.1-1.21.1 Server

    WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server Overview

    Features:

    Kits
    Shopkeepers
    Coin System
    PVP
    Leaderboards

    We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as its not just our server, its also the player’s server.

    Information:

    Server Address: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz
    Version: 1.20.1+
    Discord Community: https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

    FAQs:

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You can join the server by using the server address provided: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz

    Q: What version of Minecraft do I need to play on the server?

    A: You will need Minecraft version 1.20.1 or higher to play on the server.

    Q: Are there any special features on the server?

    A: Yes, the server offers kits, shopkeepers, a coin system, PVP action, and leaderboards for players to enjoy.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • InstinctCraft Minecraft Server

    InstinctCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers that make you question the meaning of life? Look no further, because our Minecraft server will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about morality and instincts!

    Join us and experience the thrill of praising things like sexual abstinence and self-sacrifice while building your virtual world. Who needs self-preservation when you can have selfless dedication to your pixelated family/nation/ideals?

    Forget about survival of the fittest, on our server, it’s all about survival of the most morally conflicted. So come on, join us and let your instincts run wild in ways you never thought possible!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Animals Bred: 89 Demon Skulls Collected: 43
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • > Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP

    > Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have players who will literally walk into your home and start whipping cooked meat out of your walls! It’s like a surprise meat pinata party every time you log on. Join us for the chaos and the delicious loot!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 21

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • DressDilemmaCraft

    DressDilemmaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of a friend trying to steal back a dress they gave as a gift.

    But don’t worry, on our server, you can keep all the virtual dresses you want without any real-life drama. So come on in and let’s build some friendships as strong as diamond armor (and hopefully without any dress-stealing shenanigans)!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 30 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 2513
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • NostalgicCraft

    NostalgicCraft
    Remember that one time you were playing Minecraft and accidentally punched a pig while trying to build a house? Well, imagine a whole server dedicated to those epic fails! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting your own house on fire with a misplaced block of lava.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it can turn your diamond armor into a chicken nugget in seconds. Only the bravest players dare to face this feathered foe.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and create memories that will make you laugh for years to come. Who needs a boring old pig farm when you can have a wild adventure like this?

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Star Shards Collected: 91
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • LebCraft Air Strikes

    LebCraft Air Strikes
    come join our epic minecraft server where the action is as crazy as israel launching 100 ‘preemptive’ air raids in lebanon in just one hour! we’ve got explosions, chaos, and non-stop mayhem waiting for you! build your own bunker to hide from the madness or join in on the fun and unleash your inner warrior. trust us, you won’t find a server more intense than this one. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of the battlefield in minecraft like never before!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 17
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Zombie Dances: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Ores Mined: 8893

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • ShroomCraft: The Happy Server

    ShroomCraft: The Happy Server
    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like taking a trip on some psychedelic psilocybin, but without the risk of getting arrested by the Minecraft police, ya feel me? This server is like a happy pill for your soul, boosting your mood and making you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss, but you’ll also experience greater improvements in social skills. You’ll be making friends left and right, forming alliances, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

    And get this, dude, your sex drive won’t be affected at all! You’ll still be able to flirt with that cute Enderman or seduce that sassy villager without any worries. So come on, join this server and let the good times roll! Who needs antidepressants when you’ve got Minecraft, am I right?

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34 Potions Brewed: 129
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Towns Built: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because I found Kino! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids.

    Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Done. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? You got it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Kino and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like getting attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s all part of the fun!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49
    Villages Defended: 18 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Dimension Hops: 14 Gnome Villages Protected: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP

    Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! We’ve got witches casting spells, creepers twerking, and even the occasional Ender Dragon stopping by for a dance party.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas, or build a majestic castle only to have it destroyed by a herd of rampaging pigs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the villagers have started their own underground fight club. So if you’re ready to get in on the action and see what all the hype is about, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Wyt women sus af, but our server is even more sus and we love it!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Magic Crystals Found: 16 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 16 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Dimension Hops: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • CraftyUkrainianDefense

    CraftyUkrainianDefense
    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally epic and wild? well, u gotta join this server, cuz we got crazier stuff than a llama riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet!

    we got so much military aid, u won’t even believe it! like, we’re talking $375 million worth of weapons and armor just waiting for u to use in epic battles against creepers and zombies. it’s like, the ultimate power trip, man.

    and get this, our server is so intense, we got a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. u gotta solve crazy puzzles and fight off mobs just to get inside. it’s like, Indiana Jones meets Minecraft, but on steroids!

    so, if u wanna experience the most insane and action-packed Minecraft server ever, join us now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. trust me, u won’t regret it!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 6 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

    Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features
    Land claiming to keep your house safe
    Shops powered by a diamond economy
    Regular events for the community
    Warp stones for teleportation
    Bucketable entities for convenience
    Crafting tweaks for added enjoyment

    Come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I claim land? You can claim land by using the land claim tool available in your inventory.
    How can I earn diamonds? You can earn diamonds through various ways such as mining, trading, or participating in server events.
    What type of events are hosted? We host events like PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and building competitions for the community to enjoy.
    Can I invite my friends to join? Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and play together.
    Are there any specific rules to follow? Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord for the full list of rules.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Gods Slained: 0 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 30
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Enchantments Applied: 122
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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