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So you’ve been watching some depressing documentaries about Russia, huh? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Why waste your time feeling down about the state of the world when you can join us for some ridiculous fun and shenanigans?

Our server is like a virtual paradise compared to the grim and third world vibes you’ve been getting from those documentaries. We’ve got diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles we have against giant zombie chickens.

So come join us and leave all that Russia gloom behind. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a hidden island in the Bermuda Triangle, so who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you here!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Buildings Constructed:	50	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Void Armor Forged:	22	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Runes Activated:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ores Mined:	1118

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1984	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PurvisiSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

A minecraft server made by PurvisiLOL also PurvisiSMP is also known as a network with Survival and Lifesteal is coming soon we hope you get the best day ever!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ForgeSkies

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock

Forget boring skymining servers with mundane ‘features’ like autocompressors, multiple realms and OP gear. We already have those. Let’s talk about our innovative skill system, fun quests and unique custom boss fights that are sure to make every other skymining server feel lack luster.• Versions: 1.13 – 1.20+ • Java IP: forgeskies.minehut.gg • Bedrock: IP: bedrock.forgeskies.minehut.ggAt ForgeSkies, we offer a range of exciting gameplay variations, we also have a friendly and supportive community of players from all around the world. We believe that ForgeSkies is at its best when players can collaborate, compete, and connect with one another. Our community is welcoming and inclusive, and we’re always happy to see new players join the fun.The ForgeSkies team of experienced developers and dedicated staff work tirelessly to bring you the best possible Minecraft experience. We strive to create a server that is always up-to-date with the latest game features and updates, and we’re constantly adding new content and gameplay modes to keep things fresh and exciting.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	231	Ores Mined:	5840
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Hexuscraft

Bedwars, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

Welcome to Hexuscraft, a work-in-progress network featuring mini games, private servers and tournamentsCheck out our discord server for updates and chat the community

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mines Excavated:	2798	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Minecraft Country

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Villages Defended:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

TransformersMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

TransformersMC A Transformers Server for the latest version of Minecraft The main attractions of TransformersMC are the fully modelled Transformers armors/suits and the various modelled weapons from the Transformers Universe Server Info: The Server is Vanilla, Mods are not required to join the Server, but this ModPack offers some Quality Boosting mods to enrich the experience! Server IP: TrafoMC.net Official Partner: Bisect Hosting: https://bisecthosting.com/celestialnetwork

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PokeDigital

Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

PokeDigital is a recently launched Minecraft Pixelmon server that not only offers Pokemon but Digimon as well! Its most notable features include the ability to communicate with your own Pokemon or Digimon, WonderTrade, PokeBuilder, GTS/STS, emotes, and non-paid flying. If you’re interested, and you know you are, join the server and give it a try! The only requirements to play are to have Pixelmon 9.1.7 and the server resource pack, which can be downloaded in-game.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

A Towny Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Towny Server delivers a close-to-vanilla experience with the Towny and Jobs plugins!Our small community of dedicated people are ready to welcome you with cosy and friendly vibes and will be happy to welcome you into the borders of a beautiful town!On our server, we try to keep things simple, rather than going for complicated things. When you join, you’ll be welcomed by the cosy spawn that we built ourselves with members of our community, who themselves will be ready to welcome you!To keep things simple while still encouraging interaction within the community, we have a player-driven economy where you can buy and sell helpful things to and from other players at better rates than the server shop. Sporting the Jobs plugin as well, you can earn money by simply doing your favourite thing in vanilla Minecraft, be it mining, farming, enchanting, brewing or many other things!We also have lots of cosmetics! Pets, Hats, Trails, Mounts, Gadgets, and more, all available for everyone to get their hands on!Other plugins that contribute to our comfy feel are Harbor for skipping to daytime, /back for returning to your location should you die, FastLeafDecay for getting rid of those pesky leaves, Chest Shops for player markets, LWC for locking your valuable chests away from other players and an Anti-Cheat to keep everyone playing fair!Thank you for reading through and we hope to see you in-game!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	New Chunks Explored:	489307

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CoreMC

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

CoreMC – Literally just Vanilla MinecraftTired of server resets deleting your progress? Think most plugins make the game too easy? Want to just… play Minecraft?I started CoreMC (formerly “Cat Land”) about 2 years ago because I wanted a simple, no nonsense Minecraft community where anyone is welcome from highly technical people to elaborate builders to casual players. After a few months of downtime from moving I’m re-launching and re-branding as CoreMC. The server is running the vanilla Minecraft server JAR, which means no plugins and pure vanilla gameplay. In addition, all gamerules are set to their defaults and there are no datapacks or command blocks.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Animals Bred:	45	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.